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Neodyium Magnets

Some bullshit made up by Tyson Vacuums to let all people know that they have superior ghost catching vacuums/purple sex machines.
These ghostbuster suits have neodyium magnets making them both superior in ghost trapping ability as well as excellent purple sex machines.
by RESTEKP47 December 14, 2010
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magnetic fart

A fart so bad that it clings to the surface on which you were sitting. This typically occurs with leather seats.
Bob sits in Tim's computer chair.
Bob: Oh man Tim, warn me next time you leave a magnetic fart!
Tim: Sorry man, didn't know it stuck!
by FubarGOB September 21, 2010
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Chaos Magnet

A person who attracts a large amount of chaos into his or her life.
John: I don't know if I can take it any longer -- her life is just one debacle after another. If it's not her car breaking down, it's her losing her phone charger, or overdrawing her account, or getting locked out of her house. What is the deal?

Jack: I hear you -- she's a total chaos magnet.
by RD VLVT July 11, 2011
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hand magnets

Another term to describe breasts.
It's not my fault officer, she had a strong pair of hand magnets.
by Speck747 November 11, 2015
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freak magnet

A person who unintentionally surrounds him/herself with freaks.
Jenny: Why do I have to be such a freak magnet?!
Quasimodo: What do you mean?
by bingoonline January 14, 2016
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magnet fishing

When you tie a big magnet to a rope and dangle it down in a lake or big body of water and pick up all kinds of cool metal things.
The other day my boyfriend and I went magnet fishing off of the dam, but we only got a slimy peice of rebarb.
by Paige June 24, 2006
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coon magnet

A women who only atracts black , or african american men
lisa: man why all these black guys hitting on me ?
terry: because you a coon magnet!!!
by bella bug January 11, 2010
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