Neodyium Magnets

Some bullshit made up by Tyson Vacuums to let all people know that they have superior ghost catching vacuums/purple sex machines.

These ghostbuster suits have neodyium magnets making them both superior in ghost trapping ability as well as excellent purple sex machines.

by RESTEKP47 December 14, 2010

magnetic fart

A fart so bad that it clings to the surface on which you were sitting. This typically occurs with leather seats.

Bob sits in Tim's computer chair.
Bob: Oh man Tim, warn me next time you leave a magnetic fart!
Tim: Sorry man, didn't know it stuck!

by FubarGOB September 21, 2010

Midnight Magnetism

When you are euphorically slumbering and the magnetism between you and partner surpasses consciousness... you each awaken pleasurably finding yourselves passionately ready for sex.

I love the raw midnight magnetism that I felt for you last night.

by Amphibious Goddess December 21, 2016

hand magnets

Another term to describe breasts.

It's not my fault officer, she had a strong pair of hand magnets.

by Speck747 November 11, 2015

coon magnet

A women who only atracts black , or african american men

lisa: man why all these black guys hitting on me ?
terry: because you a coon magnet!!!

by bella bug January 11, 2010

magnet fishing

When you tie a big magnet to a rope and dangle it down in a lake or big body of water and pick up all kinds of cool metal things.

The other day my boyfriend and I went magnet fishing off of the dam, but we only got a slimy peice of rebarb.

by Paige June 24, 2006

freak magnet

A person who unintentionally surrounds him/herself with freaks.

Jenny: Why do I have to be such a freak magnet?!
Quasimodo: What do you mean?

by bingoonline January 14, 2016