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Chaos Magnet

A person who attracts a large amount of chaos into his or her life.
John: I don't know if I can take it any longer -- her life is just one debacle after another. If it's not her car breaking down, it's her losing her phone charger, or overdrawing her account, or getting locked out of her house. What is the deal?

Jack: I hear you -- she's a total chaos magnet.
by RD VLVT July 11, 2011
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meat magnet

anything that draws the male genitalia towards it.
damn you see that bitch?She's a meat magnet! She can smoke my bone any time.
by p-low July 22, 2010
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quote magnet

(n.) - a famous person, living or dead, who people often attribute quotes to, even though he or she might not have actually said the things they are quoted as saying; examples are Albert Einstein, Mark Twain and Winston Churchill, among others.
"You know, Einstein is a real quote magnet. There are websites and blogs all over the Internet that attribute quotes to him that in some cases he never uttered or wrote. It's hard to know what's true and what's not!"
by PRwiz101 January 22, 2010
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hand magnets

Another term to describe breasts.
It's not my fault officer, she had a strong pair of hand magnets.
by Speck747 November 11, 2015
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freak magnet

A person who unintentionally surrounds him/herself with freaks.
Jenny: Why do I have to be such a freak magnet?!
Quasimodo: What do you mean?
by bingoonline January 14, 2016
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coon magnet

A women who only atracts black , or african american men
lisa: man why all these black guys hitting on me ?
terry: because you a coon magnet!!!
by bella bug January 11, 2010
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bum magnet

An person whom is attracted to people that have no purpose in life, No education, No job, No money, homeless who wants to live off of others.
Your just a Bum Magnet , if your current boyfriend has nothing to offer you ,but sex, And your ex boyfriend is your deadbeat baby daddy.
by Thesexy1 March 22, 2016
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