John: I don't know if I can take it any longer -- her life is just one debacle after another. If it's not her car breaking down, it's her losing her phone charger, or overdrawing her account, or getting locked out of her house. What is the deal?
Jack: I hear you -- she's a total chaos magnet.
Jack: I hear you -- she's a total chaos magnet.
by RD VLVT July 11, 2011
Get the Chaos Magnetmug. A person who is unlucky enough to frequently attract, be surrounded or hassled by crackpots, bozos, and inconsiderate jerks.
by Milad.aka.miles September 30, 2021
Get the Koskhol Magnetmug. A nice person whose niceness is often taken advantage of and who inadvertently is “befriended” by psychos and social leeches where they know it or not.
Damn, John is such a nice guy, is just a shame that he’s a psycho magnet. These leeches are bleeding him dry, and I don’t think he even knows it.
by Jmoneyfresh86 February 8, 2021
Get the Psycho magnetmug. by Speck747 November 11, 2015
Get the hand magnetsmug. When you tie a big magnet to a rope and dangle it down in a lake or big body of water and pick up all kinds of cool metal things.
The other day my boyfriend and I went magnet fishing off of the dam, but we only got a slimy peice of rebarb.
by Paige June 24, 2006
Get the magnet fishingmug. by bella bug January 11, 2010
Get the coon magnetmug. by bingoonline January 14, 2016
Get the freak magnetmug.