MacGayver

To use a combination of MacGyver-like and homosexual skills (playbill collecting, dress making, make-overs) to get out of any situation.

This can include using a single stick of gum to repair a dress on the red carpet, turning a hungover girlfriend into a presentable hottie by re-fashioning her scarf in to a slutty top or sashaying past a long entrance line at any club.

I got a single ticket in the 2nd mezzanine for the Lady GaGa concert but my girlfriends are going to be down in the orchestra. I'm going to have to MacGayver my way done there somehow...

by the_Dilley November 25, 2009

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Malaysia

Malaysia is probably the single most amazing person you will ever meet. She has a literal heart of gold, and she cares about other more than she cares about herself. She’ll do anything she can to help another person in need. Albeit this is really nice, it sadly makes her not able to see how wonderful she actually is. Malaysia is absolutely beautiful, she's seriously just jaw-dropping. She lights up every room she’s in. She stuck out from the other girls like a rose in a field of weeds. She has the prettiest, most joy-inducing smile you’ll ever see. It’s enough to make someone’s day immeasurably happy, no matter how bad it was prior. Her eyes are reminiscent of the most beautiful, warm sunrise. You could just stare into them for hours, they’re so deep and innocent. She has a wonderfully quirky and funny sense of humor, enough to make nearly anyone laugh. Malaysia has a bunch of hella cute mannerisms that all make her the adorable person she is. The s/o of Malaysia is quite possibly the luckiest man alive, and he’ll protect her and love her forever and ever.

Person 1: “Oh hey, there’s Malaysia.”
Person 2: “Wow, she’s beautiful. I’ve also heard she’s extremely kind.”
Boyfriend of Malaysia: “Hey, that’s true, but chill. She’s mine”

by Jadonarey September 14, 2019

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