loner boner

A boner that appears without warrant and often by itself with no other boners around. I.E, a boner appearing at a strange time that no other man would find sexy.

A spontaneous boner, if you will.

"I was in math class and got a total loner boner. Had to cover it with my text book."

by Supercalifragilisticexpaladocious January 17, 2008

loggerhead

1) a really stupid person.
2) The head of a turtle

He's a loggerhead this morning

by EJ March 4, 2005

lonerstoner

an insult to the person who smokes weed alone instead of hanging out with friends and smoking.

(209): lmfao i missed that?
(818): Yeah. What are you doing in there, you little lonerstoner?
(209): blazing and playing FF.

by JokestrMike89 November 5, 2009

Spiteful loner

A guy that is most likely to go on a killing rampage. Spends much of his time in-doors, is very rational, violent, but rather introverted and humble. Probably has very low self-steem and spends his time viewing and writing definitions on Urban Dictionary, aswell as taking online tests.

I won't make an assumption here, but not to be confounded with loser, the spiteful loner is more fortunate in his life.

by Spiteful loner July 27, 2010

Progressive Loaner

A person who seems to be the majority of the time by themselves. In actuality spends alot time with many different people. has many different creative skills and attributes.

Person A: Hey Tom, you know Jeff?
Person B: Yeah, hes by himself alot at school, why?
Person A: Hes a fucking kick ass DJ, and has made some pretty sick songs. I saw him downtown when his girlfriend came to visit from florida.
Person B: Wow! I never knew he was into that. You never know what progressive loaners are up to, until you really meet them.

by SmPtE March 26, 2010

Lonerliness

adj.- having and/or showing signs of being a loner

"Did that guy just like his own post?" "Man that's just major lonerliness"

by Bugsb129 December 4, 2011

loggers gold

Ass whipe, toilet paper..something very rare in the mountains..

Hey, don't use all the loggers gold, i need some too.

by raddad123456789 December 17, 2014