Longer

What my dick is compared to yours!

Well I sure am longer than you!

by TecknoGEEK October 30, 2019

ligger

A racail slur for a left handed person, they often smell bad

A:dude I didn't know you were a lefty
B: yea man I've been lefty my whole life
A: hey teacher, can I switch seats. I can't focus next to this ligger. He smells horrible!
Teacher: don't use the L word in my class!

by realwordsthatreallyexist May 1, 2013

Loggers

When your see a poggers but it's a log that's loggers

Loggers is log

by Fartman42069420 January 26, 2021

Boot-Legger

1. An 80-year-old Pirate who steals your virginity after teaching you tales of the sea.

2. An 80-year-old Teacher who should be hanging off a cliff without any balls

1. Mrs. Hori is such a fucking boot-legger. I wish I could steal her eye patch.

2. Mrs. Hori is such a fucking boot-legger. I wish I could rip out her vagina

by Cow Poly July 16, 2008

red legger

banging a chick that is on her period, heavy flow, and she is on top riding you. when you get up after finishing your legs are covered in period blood...red legs

I was hooking up with this chick last night, it was a total red legger. Looked like someone had sliced open my femoral artery.

by Mitch James Smith Connors February 24, 2017

Lagger

A user on an MMORPG or RTS game that causes high/low latency issues, also causes lag or dies three seconds into playing.

Often misused as a name for a server or website that causes you lag.

(Reference commonly used)
Bud1: That lagger's going to crash so soon!
Bud2: Yeah, he's not at the right latency setting!

(Starcraft referencing
Alias1: Our game is going too slow! Ban the lagger!
Alias2: Fucking hell, *Saves game as "WHO THE FUCK IS THE LAGGER!?".

by Spaztik-Plaztik June 12, 2007

lagger

A sanctimonious driver who leaves hundreds of feet between himself and the guy in front of him while driving in heavy highway traffic. Laggers think they are saving energy and being safe drivers but actually they induce people behind them to change lanes to get around them thereby increasing the likelihood of accidents, never mind all the stress and aggrivation they cause. They are too stupid to see that if everyone drove like them, there would be no room on the highways during rush hour.

Passenger: "Why are you driving so slow?" Driver: "Because of this fucking lagger in front of me. Just give me a second to get around him. Christ, I hate those assholes".

by doog revird April 2, 2010