Hunky shrek stole my liver

WTF HUNKY SHREK

hey hunky shrek!
Hunky shrek stole my liver
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by rhmpe December 20, 2022

jars my liver

When I was growing up this was a popular phrase in my neighborhood which actually had dual meanings. The first was to annoy or bother someone deliberately, for example, sibling interactions. The second definition was to be physically shaken up. It can also be modified in various ways to suit the situation including jar, jarring, or jarred.

Child: Johnny took my action figure!
Mother: John! Stop jarring his liver!

Friend 1: Do you want to go on the roller coaster?

Friend 2: No thanks, that ride really jars my liver.

by phillyphemale78 October 20, 2020

liver slices

1) the beat up pussy walls resulting from countless poundings of meat in taco.
2) the smell and color resembles liver

wow Davey why'd you pound those liver slices???

by SETHMU February 19, 2009

Christ's liver

When somebody is annoying you so much and you've lost it with them.

Oh, for Christ's liver, shut up!

by warframe player July 6, 2022

liver

to deliver a kick directly into someone's liver

If you don't stop talking shit I'll liver you.

by blancadillo January 25, 2023

kitty liver

The liver of a cat

Dude your cat needs to chill on the beers his kitty liver can't take much more.

by Mocha2 May 26, 2017

liver math

Liver math is the calculation(s) you make throughout the night to help determine if you are sober enough to drive home.

Alcohol is processed by the body at a determined rate (generally one beer/shot/wine glass an hour), and you can save yourself a night in the drunk tank and some legal fees by adhering to liver math.

Liver math or cab fare. Either is a wise choice. Disregard at your own peril.

Friend #1: "My ex just showed up here with her new bf. I'm leaving as soon as the liver math allows it."

Friend #2: "No way! You're my ride! Let's get fucked up and take a cab when the bar closes. I'll drive you to your car tomorrow."

Friend #1: "Good call. Screw that bitch, anyway."

by mrbean34 March 29, 2014