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linkitis

Linkitis is a horrible internet-based deasease.
This desease often is caused by tiny Linkittens which infest one's post and causes them to miss or ignore the post directly above them.
Malinkitis is often a variation of the desease that causes the poster to miss 2 or more posts.

The best ways to avoid Linkitis is to apply a Linkondom (also known as an Edit Button) or to abstain from posting in large groups where Linkittens are often prone to strike.
You posting so close to me gave me Linkitis.
by Malion December 25, 2007
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Linking

When you want to send a website link to someone, perfectly innocently, without wanting sexual intercourse.
Yo, I heard a great tune last night on the radio
Ah really?! Let's get linking
by thewiseone1 July 24, 2015
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Linkin Dork

Dork: Yah! I luv teh nu linkin park cd Minutes to Midnight! Yo K, lisn to tehr nu soun trak "Bleed it Out"!

Fellow idiots: Yah! Sw33t!

Dork (with her friends):
I bleed it out digging deeper
Just to throw it away
I bleed it out digging deeper
Just to throw it away
I bleed it out digging deeper
Just to throw it away
Just to throw it away
Just to throw it away

I bleed it out
I've opened up these scars
I'll make you face this
I've pulled myself so far
I'll make you, face, this, nawwwwww!!!!

Average Listener: STFU u Linkin Dork! What's the fucking big deal of this you faggots!
by HateMainstreamMusic October 18, 2008
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Linkin Fart

The noise made by musicians and songwriters who listen linkin park and want to put a bullet through their brains because it is such horrible music.
The radio gave me a bad case of the linkin farts.

linkin park is so horrible they give smart people linkin farts.
by CurvedMirror August 16, 2008
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Linkie

A complete fool who likes to think his is special
'you complete linkie'
by zakoff March 14, 2004
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Linkin Parkinson's Disease

A condition in which one suffers from overwhelming body spasms, the constant metamorphosis of hair on ones head, tourettes-like yelling and random changing of your vocal characteristics
Billy: did you see Tom at the ITunes festival yesterday? He looked crazy, what was wrong with him?

Jake: he was suffering from an insane case of Linkin Parkinson's Disease.
by Theshadowoftheday August 21, 2011
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Linkin Park fan

See loser or fag. One with very little knowledge of real music, usually people who want to look cool, and usually are nerds.
Ping is a Linkin Park fan because he wants to act cool. Too bad his glasses are as thick as a wall and he wears pants up to his belly-button.
by MexWanker July 4, 2004
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