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LIBERALS

Jerks who will censor you if you speak against them or dissent from their viewpoint one iota.
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If you speak against liberals watch your free speech vanish before your very eyes.
Liberals are jerks who practice the worst,most despicable,most dangerous type of censorship.
by free speech December 28, 2005
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liberator

A girl that doesn't or refuses to wear a bra underneath clothing, for whatever reason. A girl that isn't wearing a bra because the type of dress or top that she's wearing doesn't permit for one. This is usually obvious to the people around her.
Lily Allen is a faithful liberator. Does she even own a bra?

Some girls should not liberate man..they simply don't have the right boobs for that.
by allsmiles10 August 19, 2009
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Liberals

A people that claim to stand up for America by slandering and bashing President George W. Bush, backing up foreign powers who don't agree with stopping terrorism and dictatorous regimes, attacking anyone who voted for Bush and voted YES on the Same-Sex Marriage Amendment, and judging people for not liking abortion.
In addition, some of them are strong advocates for gun control, are devout in their anti-war standings, and quite a few don't even care about our troops.
The lame-o-crats need to realize that they have the right to bitch about and bash all right-wingers because our boys and our girls are over there fighting the terrorists and other Muslim fanatics so they can have that right to bitch and bash!
by Republican Warrior February 17, 2005
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Liberals

One who suffers from "unus-mutorum-populorum" disease, or "one of the dumb people" disease. "UMP" is a disease in which one begins to contrive fantasies about how the world should be. Some, the more heavily effected, actually try to change certain things about society in favor of their mad agenda induced by this illness.

Known symptoms of "UMP" disease are: allowing illegal immigrants to pass over the borders of one's country, favoring universal healthcare, and wanting to legalize homosexuality.

Known method(s) of treatment: decapitation and/or mercy killing the subject

Known method(s) of prevention: thinking logically

Note: One is most likely to catch "UMP" if he or she is slow in the head or irrational.
Person 1: Hey Larry, how's it going?

Person 2: Not too good Bill, I'm worried about the whales and getting citizenship for my friend Pablo. He arrived last week on a leaky raft.

Person 1: (looks in horror) You're...one of them, the liberals!

Person 2: What?

Person 1: You've got "UMP"!

(Person 1 takes out saw and decapitates person 2)

Person 1: For your own good Larry

Person 2's Spirit: Thank-you Bill. Now I can finally be free from the Devil.
by Dr. Jack O'Hara July 28, 2008
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Liberals

Idiots who say conservatives are members of the “KKK” when the whole civil rights movement was by republicans, because the current president was pressured to support the movement, those liberals don’t care about freedom! Abraham Lincoln was a big influence on MLK, and he was a republican.
Conservative: We need to build to wall to keep America safe.

Liberals: That is RACIST!!!
by NopeYesNoYesYeah October 31, 2021
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Liberal

A political view that supports larger government and higher taxation. General political tactics include censorship and violence.
Liberals believe you should be able to poop on the street but straws should be illegal.
Liberals should have the same weather they work hard or not at all.
by reasonable person 888585858588 September 8, 2020
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Liberal

A meaningless word used to decide whether or not you agree with someone.
"I don't want another liberal running our country."
"Define liberal."
"A left winger."
"What's a left winger?"
"A liberal."

"If liberal ideas were actually supported, we'd see moral and economic growth nationwide."
"What do you mean liberal ideas?"
"Economic and social justice!"
"That's vague. I think you mean everything you'll defend to the bone in a YouTube comments section."
"... yeah, so...?"
by Fibermonster December 27, 2020
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