lazy ass

A person who is extremely lazy, to the point where he will not eat even if he is starving. He'd rather stay on the couch, watch tv and stay on AIM.

vincent: im such a lazy ass
: like
: i'll be starving
: but too lazy to go out to get something to eat
: so i end up not eating a meal

by sam la awesome May 15, 2006

Lazy Girl

A sex position in which:

The man kneels up and leans back, taking his weight on his hands behind him. His partner lies back, with her head on a cushion. She bends her knees on both side of his hips and pulls herself forward so he can enter her, which will angle her vagina for optimal penetration. She has her hands free to caress her breasts and clitoris during sex.

My girl and I wanted to try something like missionary, but different, so we tried Lazy Girl.

by Jon Ace November 11, 2006

lazy swimmers

Sperm that rarely joins up with an egg to fertlize it.

Jerry has lazy swimmers so I can't get preg

by smehmet1 January 20, 2005

Lazy cunt

A person who does nothing and gets away with everything.

The boy Nathan said to Ryan "you fucking lazy cunt!"

by UNKNOWN_AMERICA_NFL November 17, 2014

lazy sanchez

Very similar to the dirty sanchez, only instead of a full mustache, the male stops halfway through and sags the mustache down across the mouth, and even to the chin if there is enough poo to permit.

Im gonna drop trow and give that girl a lazy sanchez!

by juan sanchezze February 07, 2007

lazy nipple

When a girl has really erect nipples but one is pointing off to the side...kinda like a lazy eye, but a nipple.

Wow, it must be cold out...check out her lazy nipple though, HA!

by Heather Medows September 22, 2006

Fat Lazy

This is when a person is not fat, but acts as lazy as a fat person would.

LOL, look at that man. He is such a fat lazy person.

LOL, that person needs two people to help him get up. He is so fat lazy.

by Cschermes May 13, 2009