Laroo Eye

When some guy blows a load into your left eye and you do absolutely nothing about it.. You let it sit there until your eye gets really red, pussy and gross.

Dude your eye is prety messed up what happened last night?"

"Some guy came in it and i got laroo eye"

by Brenden Hennessey February 2, 2009

larounging

A combination of laying around and lounging; common activity on Sundays or any other day where jack shit needs to be done.

First coined on 4/26/09, a particularly lazy Sunday.

girl 1: "so what were you doing over there all day?"

girl 2: "larounging...watching movies, dozing in and out of consciousness, the usual Sunday stuff"

by jwizzle3167 April 27, 2009

Lagoontang

Noun

1. A woman who upon exiting the saltwater has seaweed, kelp and several small invertebrates trapped in the gusset of her bikini bottoms. This ecosystem should remain living there for no less than 2 days.

2. A term used to describe a woman's vagina that emanates the sulfuric stench combined with the fishiness of lagoon water.

"When I pulled off her bikini bottoms, the smell from her lagoontang was reminiscent of trips to the beach as a kid. Hey, there's spongebob!"

by billebllunt December 11, 2013

Lardon

Intense excitement brought on by junk food.

My coworker brought donuts in this morning and I got a total lardon

by fromonedirtbag September 20, 2014

Larsoned

When a specific girl likes a specific guy so much they combine names.

Leah larsoned her name with Carson's to make Larson, the epic duo of name combinations.

by Big joe 567 November 5, 2015

Lagoon Lurker

A person who lives in the backwoods and swamps of southern Florida.

Hey! That lagoon lurker is peeking out from the trees!

by Yung FROG May 8, 2016

lagoon spoon

Getting head while driving a airboat

See if the Lagoon spoon is coming we're going fishing

by papaski November 21, 2016