Kirking

The act of shitting your pants while at work or in public.

If I let this fart go I'm probably going to be kirking myself

by Vengenze June 3, 2014

Kiting

kiting (v.) - sneaking off with a member of the female gender, usually in a public setting, to have a quickie; can occur in Port-a-Johns, behind large storage containers, on roofs of buildings, back alleys, closets, etc. This "meeting" usually has nothing to do at all with love and is a pure spur-of-the-moment decision that is 9 times out of 10 not discussed post-copulation.

ALSO: to kite (infinitive), kited (past tense)

Drake: "You hear what happened this mornin', man?"

Niko: "What's that?"

Drake: "John was totally kiting some fat chick in that outhouse when he thought no one was lookin'!"

Niko: "Whoa! He's gotta take peer jury more seriously, man."

by SportySport July 10, 2009

Kicking Goals

Taken from australian rules football, where kicking goals is an achievement and a thing to be congratulated about.

However, when used 'kicking goals' basically means the opposite to the above definition and that the person is a failure of life.

'Dude, i ripped 100 cones last night!' says friend.
'Wow, you are kicking goals from 100 metres!' says me.

'I failed maths, haha' says friend
'KICKING THEM!!' says me

by thegoalkicker July 25, 2010

kirking out

What happens when someone sees Kirk Cameron and enjoys it.

I was flipping channels, and Growing Pains was on, so I started kirking out!

by foy_45 March 28, 2004

kicking

Im not even mad

I was just kicking your ass

by Krkič February 28, 2020

kicking back being blue

Chilling being cool.

Sender: Wyd
You: Kicking back being Blue

by Kicking back being blue May 2, 2021

Kirking

1)The act of getting an individual extremely high and presuading them into purchasing items they dont need. Items purchased generally benefit the "Kirker."
2)The act of bullshiting beyond belief and or making empty promises to gain a free ride.

Dude, your fucking Kirking me right now.
-But you need this man? Honestly, what will you do without it?
God damn it, Alright. Lets get it.

Dude, come test drive this car with me, we'll test drive it together.
-Yeah man, ill drive because obviously you have no car.
Dude, uh, your gonna have to wait in his driveway while me and him test drive it.
-Fuck man. You fucking Kirked me.

by Die Jude November 16, 2010