Joner Boner

(1) A Jonas Brother
(2) A very homosexual person that likes dick in their ass.
(3) The state of mind of Joe, Kevin, or Nick when they show how gay they really are.

(1) "Omg it's a Joner Boner"
(2) "Wow you're so gay you're a Joner Boner"
(3) "Kevin showing his Joner Boner again"

by xomattwilsonox November 30, 2009

joner

To bring bad luck on yourself by citing the obvious

I know I bought a lottery ticket but there is no way I will win. Oh, don't Joner yourself

by David Wrightsman September 5, 2007

joner

A habitual marijuana smoker.

That dude is a hardcore joner.

by joner5000 December 10, 2010

Joner

A Joner is also known as a retard or a tard which ever u like best =)

Ugh Nick your sucha Joner.

by Lorixcore116 October 3, 2007

Joner

A boner that is created from the arousing talk of comedian and Fear Factor host Joe Rogan. AKA "the rogue"

Man Joe Rogan is so badass that I can not even get up because i have such a raging Joner.

by jimblejack January 3, 2009

joora koiba

A Portugese expression meaning "please."

Sara, send me some pictures! I went through all this trouble for it!

by Not James January 30, 2005

joorf

someone who coughs nonstop and irretates you so much that you want to stuff your down his/her throat

that joorf is pissing me off!

by kooleyoohmoma February 28, 2008