Little Jonny

Little Jonny loves to shovel driveways while fucking his puppy, when he comes to school the next day he makes sure to have a picture album of the shoveled driveway, also his wee wee has puppy juice on it

Little Jonny is a puppy fucking son of a bitch

by Josh rhajjdjdjjdb May 3, 2019

Dirty Jonna

When a woman is tied to a tree in the forest and pleasured to the point she cannot stand anymore. At which point the man finishes on her while yelling Timber

I took my girlfriend into the woods last night found a good tree and gave her a dirty Jonna

by DT_S May 29, 2021

JonJon

Jonjon : to do something simple and turn it into an epic result...either in a good way, bad way or... both.

Larry: Jon sure jonjon ed that Meyerson account.
Bill: what happened?
Fred : well, he lost us the Meyerson account...bbut now Mr.Witherspoon wants our business.
All: He really Jonjon it up.

by jack m. hill July 21, 2014

jonny stead

The bruised outside ring of an anus after intense anal intercourse or other such regional trauma. also a footballer

I couldn't sit down for a week my jonny stead was playing up

by shaun ey February 17, 2010

Jonny Depp

Like Orlando Bloom, Mr. Depp is over-rated, and looks good in eye-liner. Although his acting is supurb, and he is a mighty hot beast, people take their love for him, WAY TOO FAR!

This chick wrote a book about raping Jonny Depp, how sick!

by Krista April 6, 2005

Jonny Purvis

The combination of Jonny, which simply means condom, and Purvis meaning pervert, it is a person that perverses over people, but does use a condom. This is quite a new era of perverts, but is a step up from the original non-condom using perverts.

That lad has just gone and done a Jonny Purvis, that girl didn't see what was coming!

by Fatkins Diet February 11, 2009

Jonny Cash Tribute

A Jonny Cash Tribute is experienced the morning after excessive drinking and eating unusually hot food, usually laced with chilli etc. Involves long periods spent on the bog with red hot molten shite dripping out of your ring piece, leaving the sufferer with a 'Ring of Fire' i.e. stinging anus. Hence a tribute to Jonny Cash

"Christ I spent an hour on the bog this morning doing a Jonny Cash Tribute after last nights vindaloo"

by Nicky J Liverpool February 25, 2009