Jonah

a nice guy who deserves a nice girl. not that cute or hot or handsome, but very sweet. sometimes he can be a dick. but that’s only when you are a dick to him. he will only date you if you are nice to him and he thinks/knows you are nice to him. don’t be a dick to him.

ThatOneKid: I don’t like Jonah, but he is the nicest person to me.
EatThatPussy445: just ask him out
carson1056: ye m8

by EatDaPuzzy445 January 18, 2019

Jonads

Just a simple word to describe the gonads, nads, or quite simply nuts, of a Jonas Brother. Much like the Joner.

"Ahah when Joe's all excited, the Jonads come out. Thank you skinny jeans!"

by Kendall Aay August 25, 2008

Jonah

Jonah is the type of person to fart in your face if you say one word to him. Jonahs smell really bad especially like mac and cheese. His worse characteristic of his smell is his toes and his breath. His toes have a fungus on them that make them turn into a vegetable. He brags about his prodigyness and that hes gotten in the state championships for every single sport in two years. He should be fat but somehow is skinny.

Wow, Jonah smelt usual today, like rotten aids and michael jordans toes.

by Dave of Bennets November 27, 2018

jona

a word that refers to a beautiful girl that is extremely honest and decent - not a whore even though a large number of people want to get with her.

Damn, shes such a jona! i wish she wasnt so hard to get.

hmm, i wish i could get with her, but shes a jona!

by this*is*my*name*bitches April 10, 2007

jonadab

a drunk sexy man normally with great fashion. likes women who dress up nice and are younger. usually a normal length dick but very girthy. very goofy and funny. with no girlfriend ever.

woman 1: you know this guy?

woman 2: oh yeah he hit up my DMs last week

woman 1: freaking jonadab

by gymrat2000 March 2, 2020

Jona

Jona ist sehr dähmlich er geht auf die Baumschule und tanzt seinen Namen

Sein IQ ist -30000000 niemand will die jona Seuche bekommen jeder verabscheut ihn

Jona: Hallo ich bin Jona

Person 1: Hilfe ich will sterben

by Joh CeeenA January 4, 2017

jonam

Guy who is a funny guy who is Obsessed with Zelda

Bro Jonam Played Zelda all night

by Irishman8000 September 26, 2017