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jersexual

A type of sexual preference, in which a person has the urge to wank to trees.
Jerry the jersexual ripped off his pants and smiled at the tree seductively.
by raz999 July 12, 2014
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Jersey Jiggler

When your male friend is having sex in another room and you sneak in and quietly jiggle his balls from behind.
"I was in the other room plowing Cindy and Ted from accounting snuck in and gave me the Jersey Jiggler"
by Chip McTooth May 31, 2015
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jersey cape

Slang for A unseaworthy piece of junk boat that can be found tied up to bulkheads in garbage ridden estuaries .
Look at those poor bastards whitefishing off that jersey cape, their crazy I wouldn’t leave the dock in that piece of junk.
by Dookie kookie September 26, 2019
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Jersey Shuffle

When a customer at a restaurant pays the bill partially in cash, the rest on the card. Then only tips for the amount charged to the card.
After enjoying an incredible first date, Jake pulls out a wad of cash to impress Laney.
"How about you go freshen up in the bathroom baby while I take care of the bill"
Little did Laney know, Jake only paid half in cash (low numbered bills wrapped in a fifty to make it look like a fat stack) because he planned on doing the Jersey Shuffle before he scrammed.

Some say it's not intentional, maybe he's just an idiot and doesn't understand how tips work. I mean, he's from New Jersey.

Laney went back to his house (his mom's house, but she was out of town) and sucked his dick because she thought he was a big player.
by sir haxalot August 11, 2022
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Hey Jerome

The saddest fucking song ever made by Clem Tholet. It'll make you cry, garunteed. Almost as sad as Jock of the Bushveld
My neighbor was making too much noise. So I blasted Hey Jerome by Clem Tholet. She can't touch herself if she's too busy crying, can she?
by Dstroyer101 January 1, 2019
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chocolate jersey chaser

An individual, most likely a girl, who is solely interested in African-American Athletes.
Tina’s dated three guys on the football team, she's a chocolate jersey chaser.
by MaximilianJack May 9, 2019
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new jersey air balloon

When a gay man farts inside another gay mans penis, forcing air down his shaft and pumping up his prostate like a hot air balloon.
That was the best new jersey air balloon I've ever had.
by sheriffffirehs September 8, 2019
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