JERKSTORE

a jerk, a bum, a dick, an unpleasant person

Quit being a jerkstore, you jerkstore

by Andrew September 26, 2003

Jermaine

A guy who talks a lot of shit and often likes to pretend he is a woman.

Jermaine: "You know what Bob told me? Bob told me that he once hooked up with a sheep"

by johnnybravo123 August 21, 2014

jerks

percocets, percs, slang for percocets because perc rhyms with jerk

you got those jerks?
yeah.
crush em up then.

by matt buxx February 9, 2010

Jermaine

A white man trapped in a black mans body.

One who masterbates slowly, and striving for pleasure rather than speed.

Jermaine you can't jump, you're whiter than mentos!

by Hardogg February 10, 2019

bikes are for jerks

Term used by cyclists as a greeting.

As my friend, whom I had not seen in a couple weeks, passed me in the opposite direction, he shouted "Bikes are for jerks."

by PedalPusher July 2, 2006

Jerksicle

When jerking off in the cold causing the sperm to freeze and create icesicles on the head of a penis.

I bet my jerksicle is longer than yours!

by Sanity Sam January 16, 2011

Jermal Harper

A football player with a big pee pee (7.9 Inches) who is sexy, buff,and is constantly hooking up with the girl in 4th period.

wow your big like Jermal Harper but still not as big as him definitely not.

by Man on fire November 5, 2013