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Jabberwatchy

A stupid word made up by some idiots at an ad firm for the evil cable tv entity know as Comcast.
We use ads with stupid words like jabberwatchy to entice low brow customers into paying ridiculous amounts of money for crappy cable service.
by Ihatecomcast August 30, 2007
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Jabez

Name given to a form of human male species found in the slums of southern england. He can be seen wearing rolled up trousers, baring his hairy ankles, white t shirts and a denim jacket, used to catch his prey: ginger males with an adddiction to racing.

A Jabez also has long extremeties allowing him to reproduce from a distance.
by elixsey June 16, 2010
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jabber jawkin

A hybrid name for jaw jackin simply put it means someone who will not shut-up or just talks too damn much
that guy next to you in the club that just won't shut up about his ex-girlfriend. You turn to him and say stop jabber jawkin and go find you a new woman
by smoke_diggity December 26, 2009
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jaberwalkie

A man or woman who writes in a humorous fashion and is an overall maven.
Ben: Ha! That Zach writes well and looks good! He is such a jaberwalkie!
by c.mustache July 1, 2011
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jabes

Example 1:
"Dang look at those jabes."
"You think we could hit their juul?"

Example 2:
"Those girls are so cool, they really know how to hit that juul."
"Bro, those are called jabes."
by @jabe September 22, 2017
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Jabberwalky

An emotionally retarded fuckwit who lined up in the cue to get the 4th Reich death jab while screaming at anti death jabbers about masks and other imaginary science fiction measures.
A Jabberwalky can be seen wearing a pointless mask that cannot stop a virus while attacking "free air" folk. Jabberwalkies (plural) ignore the medical science of hypercapnia while rebreathing their own carbon dioxide which turns their lungs into human petri dishes. Then, they develop a myriad of lung infections the call Covid19. Even though they're on social apps regretting their fuck-wittery dying in hospitals from the JAB. They garner no sympathy.
"Oh fuck, I can't even go shopping without running into a hysterical Jabberwalky screaming about me murdering people by breathing oxygen. Fuck those Jabberwalkies and the jab they rode in on."
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jabber

Someone who is inexperienced at penetrating during sex, particularily anal sex, and continues to uncomfortably poke the inside wall of the rectum.
Either he didn't use enough lube or he didn't know how to slide it, cause he was a real jabber.

Johnny was such a jabber; after he put it, he kept poking me.
by Call me Sparky January 13, 2006
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