Jaded Mercenary

1) Handle for Maine East's Jonny Volpert

2) A term used to describe one who hsa become jaded by life, love, the world around them, and the people they associate with. So much so that they have set out to stomp on any relationship that a friend of theirs is getting involved in.

1)Yeah, I started my thief this morning, but Jaded Mercenary tanked me up to an assassin.

2)
Girl: I thought I was in love wiht you but then...
Guy: Then what?
Girl: Then Jonny made me realize I wasn ::walks away::
Guy: Damnit Jonny, you fucking Jaded Mercenary

by Jaded Mercenary March 5, 2005

Jaked

When making out/hooking up with a chick, to leave her stranded between 1st and 2nd base (aka 'give er the shortstop')

"dude, i totally jaked that hoes ass last night!"

by Highpod February 26, 2010

jaded

when you have a crush on someone named jade

Man I’m so jaded, i can’t stop thinking about jade!

by jadeylover August 29, 2018

jaladick

It's like jalapenis but on you asshole

My girl jaladicked me in the ass last night.

by Lord Farcass January 28, 2017

jaleaka

An indiviual who will slap you at any given moment

Stop playing with me before I have to get Jaleaka

by Nuuezzi May 4, 2018

jaedece

Fun cute kind funny friendly nice cool

Jaedece is a fun,cute,kind,funny,friendly,nice,and cool person

by Baby Jae May 7, 2018

jaedalin

Jaedalin is a sweet and kind person who is popular and will have 1 set of twins when she grows up.She likes to do crafts and hang out with friends.She loves puppy’s and when she grows up she wants to work for a vet and animal shelter.Jaedalin is pretty Beautiful

And will never leave her friends.Jaedalin is trustworthy and will keep any secrets.

Jaedalin is kind pretty and cool.

by Jaedalin May 9, 2018