he-jab

Face covering for exceptionally attractive males.

"Is that a ski mask that guy is wearing in the middle of summer?"
"Bro, that's a he-jab. He must be pussywhipped af."

by hotpotato82 December 8, 2025

jabs

jack ass bullshit

that boy is jabs

by qwertytrewq6329746 March 31, 2021

jab

a girl who goes by the name gloria who has unique fashion and a good sense of humor.

“omg did you see that jab over there?”
“oh, you mean gloria?”

by C0rmaq November 28, 2021

lizard jab

Lizard Jab (verb) To quickly and forcefully tongue punch a willing anus

Sean delivered an efficent lizard jab, quickly ending the argument and the evening at the movies.

by Toobie doobie November 2, 2023

Slip jab

When youre masturbating and your hand slips off your dick and you punch your self in the balls

After my date last night I slip jabbed my self

by B76B011 September 24, 2016

Sugar jab

Like a half-joke. But half joke sounds stupid. When you are telling someone something in a joking manner but you are actually serious, but kind of joking.

Jake just sugar jabbed John. What did he say? He said "John, I think you need to lose some weight... Haha just kidding bro, ... But seriously maybe a little."

by The Draft Dodger September 30, 2017

Stag and Jab

A typical alpha male dick move, will prey upon the insecurities of his handsome young target for instance, Valentines Day, and while appearing single and sweet and heartfelt at first it finally dawns upon his prey, as the door slams shut behind him wedding ring back on, no number, no goodbye, he was just trying to get it in and you, well you let him think you fell for it because lawd knows you got yours!!

If Joses typical stag and jab routine couldn't work at a singles mixer on Valentines day, well he had other issues to tend to, like that alpacha on his head. Oh I mean toupee. Ew

by CWRocksNYC September 20, 2016