Israel Up

1. To perform a fuck up in the most massive, colossal and bloody way possible.
2. To consistently choose the worst possible course of action to go about achieving the right goals.
3. To succeed in the operation, but to kill a patient.

Man, did you how those guys managed to Israel Up last night? I can't believe they're still alive!

Did you see the game last night? The quarterback really israeled up, it's amazing that they won.

How did the meeting go? We got the deal, but they israeled us up real bad.

by i-love-il! June 2, 2010

israel government

Pieces Of Shit Who Don't Have Morals

"Yo Farmer Dude, Feed The Pigs Some Shit."
"I Don't Have Shit."
"Give Them The Israel Government."

by Israel is a Mistake July 31, 2021

Irelanding

The act of calling someone and playing "Ireland" by Garth Brooks instead of speaking to them in order to make/ruin their day.

Man, I was Irelanding Tucker earlier and I know he had a big smile on his face.

by Rambronie January 17, 2011

Irrelevant

A word which in 2015 in a week alone was used by a vast and expansive group of white girls in every single conversation, I'm talking this was all their favorite word, the worker at Aroma Joe's was irrelevant blah blah my mom told me to clean my room that's irrel- blah blah stfu and get a job goat whore

Gurl 1: Omg my mom's such an fucking bitch
Gurl 2: brah that's irrelevant I just got a iPhone suck my clit

by drm16 May 25, 2015

Israeli Teen

A person born and raised in Israel reaching adolescence,and becoming a Israeli citizen with all that this implies. Typically very independent,involved in lots of social political activity or a youth movement. Short tempered and less calm then his European cousin this specie is well aware of extra hate against him through watching TV and surfing the net. unhumbled this creature goes out at night and parties like there is no tomorrow before joining the army,growing up and reaching adulthood fully after his after army world travels.

"Israeli teens have no rules! the go out even when they just heard of a suicidal bombing!'

Israeli teens are great fun,when i went to visit mu cousins in Tel Aviv we had the best of times!'

by mouseandwords September 13, 2012

irelis

An man's best friend irelis is an Fine girl with an big ass she's sassy and sweet loves a good hug. She's a freak and will most likely be short shes usually will go for black men or mexican,podorican. Usually will be good with an Tyrique she's not clingy and will give you space if you have the chance to get one don't let go ever!

Irelis is so caring

by The urban zeus1991 October 12, 2017

Israel paradox

It is the paradox that Israel was meant to be a safe haven for the Jews of the world. Now, conversely, Israel's actions are creating insecurity for Jews in many countries.

The Israeli army's actions provoked counter-demonstrations in many countries, from New York to Berlin and Istanbul. The Israel Paradox is at work again.

by ThePhysopher October 28, 2023