Band kid

Usually a cringy young person who is in a school band class and acts like a crackhead.

Someone who plays "Soviet national anthem (earr*pe version) on the aux cord.

"That annoying band kid has terrible taste in music"

by AreUkiddingBoi June 29, 2020

Band shirt

A shirt bearing the name and/or logo of a band or musician.

Woah look at that guy, he's 'coz he's wearing a ____ band shirt.

by Smoke ya later November 5, 2008

Internet Band

A group of musical people who met on the internet and formed a band in which they each record themselves separately and put it all together in Audacity.

"Dude! Go on Youtube and check out my Internet Band!"

by thekeckinator May 15, 2009

hair band

The word is used to describe a band That plays a genere of music commonly known 'hair metal'. the music was well known in the 80's, and characterized by: all of the band members having extremely long hair, usually high pitched male vocals, and heavy, piercing, distorted guitars. some examples of bands include; "dokken", "firehouse", and "white lion"

DUDE! "white lion" was definitely a hair band man.

by Ant July 13, 2004

band nerd

one whose life is dedicated to the school band. you can usually find them in groups, as well as with their significant other who is also a band nerd.

Hey you see that band nerd! I hear she loves playin that flute of hers!

by Naked Ken January 28, 2004

band geek

A person in a race of human kind who will someday rule the world with their constant blasting of music, and craziness. Band geeks tend to be quite the eccentric bunch, especially the drums. Don't ask me why, but they are. An ESPECIALLY crazy band geek will most likely be in the marching band, since they are around even more people, running around a field in about any kind of weather, smacking into each other.
WARNING: CONTACT WITH A BAND GEEK MAY CAUSE IN LOSS OF BRAIN CELLS, LOSS OF SANITY, AND LOSS OF HEARING.

Trumpet Player: Look how loud I can play! *plays EXTREMELY loud*

Snare Drum Player: Oh please! I can play louder! *bangs on drum*

Rest of the Band: *sees how loud they can play*

Drum Major/Conductor: *conducting* 8D

Random Non-Band Geek: *is scared* O-O

by Mella Bella December 9, 2008

band slut

A woman who performs sexual favors on band members. Usually this is to heighten their status in the live music scene. Some women look up to this art and will brag about performing this duty.

"i only joined this band to get band sluts"
"we might be a shit band but we sure do get the band sluts"
"that band slut sucked my pipe last night old school, i am a rock god!"
"i don"t even like this music or know what the fuck it is about . I just go to gigs to be a band slut, and im a better person for it"

by P. Rickshaw October 9, 2007