ipod

A mp3 player that holds a lot of music. The problem here is that many poeple don't realise the alternative options out there. Many people usually say they feel cheap. OK. Just because it uses SOLID STATE MEMORY WHICH IS LIGHTER THAN ANY HARD DRIVE and uses plastic doesn't make it a piece of shit. Hey did you hear of these new fangled "buttons" that are touch sesitive like the iPod's wheel? Oh Lets not mention the fact that i could get a 2 gig zen or a 1 gig shuffle for the same price and the zen has a speaker!!! One more thing, Creative is THE BIGGEST name in computer sound.
Having to use iTunes is bs. LET ME USE MY FARKING WINAMP!
Heres one, the cord having a "special" end that only a trip to walmart can get me a new one, not one of those cords i have plenty of.
As for the higher up models $2-300, your right. A zen has less storage than the iPod. Yet I can hold more higher quality video because of DIVX and XVID compatability.
Never in my life have i ran into an aac file. Can your ipod play OGG/Vorbis?
If you need a calendar or notes or know the time constantly and can't ask someone "what time is it?", get a palm pilot.
Wow, you can play solitaire on your iPod when i can play the same dam thing on my CELL PHONE.
Battery life? i don't care because i owned and used a laptop with 2.5 hours of battery life. So anything above that is good.
Ease of use? Anyone with a brain can figure out how to use ANY mp3 player.
I like my music free and I watch video on a larger screen than 2.5 inches of uber suckage but for pictures, the screen is fine.
Others say that they need the 5 terabytes of ipod superfluocity for storage. BUY A F***ING EXTERNAL HARD DRIVE DUMB SH*T. Apple your high time was the 80's. Be like commodore and let go already.
p1: I can play solitaire and see the time while holding 500 songs that most of them I don't listen to on my ipod.

p2: You could do the same thing and more with a cell phone.

p1: an Iphone?

p2: More like a RAZR.
by qblasphemy April 02, 2008
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a little cheap thing you put music on & u buy it for 340 dollars, it breaks 3 weeks later..and then they dont let you replace it.. fuckin fags
ipods are overrated..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by **caitlyn** chrt July 09, 2006
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The ipod has become a cultural icon for our generation. It is, simply, a music player. Able to hold mass amounts of music, it is what many consider to be the next form of music. However, I believe it will destroy the art of album making. If a band only gets 2-3 of their songs downloaded and sold - why release 12?
by BigBossWhitey September 11, 2006
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A crappy portable multimedia player every crApple fanatics brag about (every crApple products are the best thing since sliced bread you know!) which has one of the lowest price/whatever is positive ratio to bring Jobs tons of cash.
-iPods suck, you can't even put the songs on it anywhere else!
-What the hell do you mean moron, they're the best thing since the universe was created! You just have to pay $1 to get them again on iTunes, that's great!
by Meeeeeeeee August 18, 2007
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an expensive piece of shit that breaks after being dropped from a height of .00001 mm
Dude 1: Dude..what is that huge slash across ur Ipod screen?
Dude 2: I set my Ipod down on the table and the screen broke...
Dude 1: sweet...
by Jen B December 24, 2007
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most unnecessarily hated mp3 player ever, even though its the only one that you can check your email and surf the web with. you pay for quality and if you dont want to pay for cool features, don't. go buy a zen that can't do all of those things. no software is quite as simple as ipod though, although the music is expensive for people who are too stupid to put music on itunes from limewire.
john:i fucking hate ipods, they are so gay.
me: what do you have?
John: a zen, it was half the price and its cool!
me: oh, what does it do?
John: oh, i can listen to music and online radio.
me: oh really? me too, but at the same time i can also email all my other friends with ipods on my full keyboard touchscreen while i play awesome games that you dont have on your zen.
John: oh shit, you can do a lot of shit that i can't.
me: i know. because i have an ipod and not a zen.
John. i need an ipod.
me: exactly.
by O'bouhillae October 08, 2009
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A $300 music player that costs more, gets stolen more often, and suffers from poorer audio quality than a CD player.
iPod user: Dude, my iPod fits in my POCKET!
Me: Wow, my CD player does too!
iPod User: Can your CD player hold 5 bazillion songs?
Me: No, I only have 10 CDs
iPod User: Yeah, but my songs sound better
Me: *starts snickering*
iPod user: And it lasts longer
Me: *Laughs out loud* I've had the SAME CD player since 2002 and it still works like a charm, Retard!
by Fizzler December 21, 2006
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