1 definition by LilMateo91690
An overpriced brainwash mechanism. People buy it because people have it. We are too stupid to actually shop so we buy an iPod. This is so true that people don't know the difference between an iPod and an mp3 player. That's right! the iPod is actually a type of mp3 player. And YES! there are actually other mp3 players that you dont have to sell your house to buy!
*Guy 1: Hey! I see you bought an mp3 player
Guy 2: No George. This is an iPod.
Guy 1: Idiot
*Guy: Hey! I see you bought an iPod, now what are you gonna do about a house?
*Lennie: Look George! Look at the little iPod nano. I like to pet nanos. They so small and soft and fluffy.
*George: Lennie you idiot! You broke it. iPods aren't meant to touch Lennie. They're just there to show people that you are a brainwashed American. I'll get you a real mp3 player later. I heard Slim say they got some Zens in the barn.
Guy 2: No George. This is an iPod.
Guy 1: Idiot
*Guy: Hey! I see you bought an iPod, now what are you gonna do about a house?
*Lennie: Look George! Look at the little iPod nano. I like to pet nanos. They so small and soft and fluffy.
*George: Lennie you idiot! You broke it. iPods aren't meant to touch Lennie. They're just there to show people that you are a brainwashed American. I'll get you a real mp3 player later. I heard Slim say they got some Zens in the barn.
by LilMateo91690 July 12, 2007