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howard dean

Definitely not a "common sense moderate " as tagged earlier. A man who embodies the impotent frustrations of the liberal arm of the Democratic party. Hopefully, an example of what will ultimately happen to the union and special interest pandering portion of that party.
Howard Dean went the way of the dodo bird.
by Beneli April 28, 2004
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Howard middle school

The second realm of what I like to call hell, other wise a place filled with no minded girls and f boys addicted to snap chat...oh and there’s your quality band geeks that get along perfectly
Nancy: yeah! I went to Howard middle school the kingdom of dub smash and hoes.

John: that’s uh...nice
by Somesassylad September 10, 2018
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howard dean

See unelectable Has the same chance of beating Bush as the Washington Generals do the Harlem Globetrotters.
Short wealthy firebrands have this nasty habit of not winning presidential elections.
by Mortenson January 26, 2004
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john howard

Aust

n. Lit : Long serving Australian prime minister, with long suffering Australian public. Also,

1) Any disposable rag used for a particularly filthy purpose.

2) Any stooge, fool or corruptible nincompoop in a position of authority who talks a lot but doesn't listen.

3) (Vulgar) A limp penis during a time of great opportunity. See also bitter disappointment :(

4) A bore, a boring person, esp, a boring person who has leeched on to your social group. Also, a single minded social disaster area, whom you don't have the heart to club to death.

v.
5) John Howarding: Any act of stomach churning cowardice involving excessive asskissing, portrayed as great achievement.
1) Pass me a John Howard would ya darlin, I need to wipe the dogshit off the bottom of me workboots.

2)Did you see the way Bruce went all John Howard on us in today's meeting? Talking to him was like talking to a mule's arse and listening to him was about the same.

3) Sorry darlin I was into it... but... I started thinking about the bills and the kids and then before I knew it... it went all John Howard.

4) Davo was a bit of a John Howard at times, always going on about the same old shit on a different bloody day.

5)Gavin was John Howarding his way to the top of his profession until, one night when reading his own speeches, he suddenly died of terminal boredom.
by Costa Del Barto June 25, 2006
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Howardson

Howardson is a rare find. He's unintentionally cute; opinionated but will keep to himself if he's not in comfortable company; such a movie buff he'll either wow or annoy you; the best company and becomes putty in your hands when you groom him.
Howardson can easily be misunderstood as a cold person because his resting face is a frown. Don't assume he's upset with you when he looks like it. You have to ask him.

Five times to be sure.

Howardson is full of jokes that just come out naturally. Don't worry about missing any because if you do, he will draw your attention to it. Howardson has a kind heart and can easily get lost in his fears. He likes to think he has a strong resolve when in fact, his resolve is greatly affected by changing circumstances. Howardson is also a low key, unrecognised genius.

Howardson is easy to love, especially considering his impeccable taste in music and aesthetically pleasing features (except when he frowns). Most importantly, he pretends to be a tough guy around his friends when in fact he is the softest and most affectionate in the room. You can always cheer Howardson up with 3Fs: food, films and football.
Howardson does not like to be called 'Howard' because without the 'son', it rhymes with coward.
by Xorlali November 22, 2021
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howard wen

by ghkjlk,mbnvcxfsrt March 1, 2017
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howardising

When you pretend you are working but you are in fact drinking pumpkin beer by the garden.
Come on, man, stop howardising!
by Sunda13 September 21, 2017
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