Honking the Hog

To masturbate a male apendage, a penis

I honked the hog last night
I'm honking the hog

by PhallicQuan99 June 30, 2022

Dog honk

Dog shit

For the love of Mary I've just stood in a steaming pile of dog honk

by Kiki1111 October 4, 2021

Honk the bird

To take a hit of a vape pen.

“Hey man, wanna honk the bird before class?”
“I went to go honk the bird and the battery was dead.”

by TastyGrapes October 12, 2023

Honk a load

An expression for the male orgasm, usually used in relation to Shrek or other large, green humanoids.

I looked into Shrek's eyes adoringly as I stroked him, urging him onward to his climax until with a great bellow he thrust forward to honk a load onto my Ruth Bader Ginsburg costume.

by southwestchickensalad February 2, 2023

Honk Button

A car horn..I couldn't think of the name for it...sue me.

Hey Cole hit the honk Button!

by 13 March 26, 2003

Badonka-honk

when a motor vehicle honks at a slow-walking, fat-assed woman who don't think crossing signals apply to her

That cabbie totally badonka-honked that big-ass bitch backing up traffic.

by pedestrian67 April 5, 2010

Ass Honk

Leaning against the horn in the steering wheel of a car with your anus, consequently resulting in a honking of the horn.

I made an ass honk trying to grab my bag of weed from the glove compartment.

by Jeopard December 3, 2010