Holiday Shooting

An outbreak of violence during the rush to get a Black Friday deal or other holiday bargain.

Jim: Why are the police at the Wal Mart?
Joe: Probably a holiday shooting.

by bchbum232 November 29, 2013

Un-Holiday

A day that isn’t a holiday.

Joe: Is it a holiday today?
Josh: No, it’s an Un-Holiday.

by ImBlubadobebadoby December 15, 2018

Holiday Bitch

A girl who breaks up with her boyfriend right before or during a holiday (birthday, Christmas, Chanukah).

“I was a Holiday Bitch to John, but he was such an asshole, I didn’t want to be with him any longer, especially during the holidays.”

“I needed to be a Holiday Bitch to Chad because his balls smelled like my lamination products and I couldn’t stand it no more!”

by ZanderBayCA June 2, 2022

holiday pig

A relative that never varies their holiday routine and expects you to show up at every Thanksgiving and Christmas at their house and stay half the day making small talk and eating shitty food.
A relative that chides you and goats you and makes you feel guilty, as though their world would end if you did not spend every Thanksgiving and Christmas with them doing the same damn thing.

My dad's asking me about what I'm doing for Thanksgiving ; and it's August. What a holiday pig.

by Toerivertroll April 16, 2016

Holiday Vandalism

Destroying the holiday lights/santas, tipping raindeer and ruining any and all hard work .

Dude, last night we wrecked the neighborhood's lights on our holiday vandalism streak.

by HeyItsMehaha December 20, 2009

holiday stuffer

Someone who you bring to the holidays so you aren’t alone and have someone to bone after dealing with your family all day.

“Jeanette at work and I both agreed to be each other’s Holiday Stuffers this year!”

by Thehiddennerd December 22, 2017

Holiday Bromance

When you go on a trip abroad and make a forever friend with a bro, typically bonding over a love of inappropriate grinding, asian food and skimpy socks. Other people might laugh at your bromance, but you know it's a beautiful thing and definitely doesn't make you gay...

George: So are Alex and Steve dating now then? I didn't realise they were gay.
Adam: Nah, it was just a Holiday Bromance I think, Alex is having some trouble moving on though...

by Adam Steel July 12, 2016