Hipsperg

A hipster with asperger's syndrome. A hipsperg is almost always:

1. An indie game creator who will produce a pretentious art game or an ironic game about zombies.

2. A smug video game reviewer.

Easily identifiable by their fedoras and scraggly beards.

Person 1: I was looking at upcoming game releases on Steam and saw a rhythm game about dinosaur riding Nazi zombies.

Person 2: I bet a fucking hipsperg made that.

by DelightfulRascal April 25, 2011

Hipsterapolis

The nickname for Minneapolis, MN. This is due to all the art shows, bike trails, and farmers markets. About 90% of the Northeast side is Hipster. And most small town-Minnesotans go to Minneapolis scared thinking their will be crime, and they leave thinking to themselves 'There is nothing more gay than what i have just witnessed'

Person 1: Why is he wearing those really tight jeans, we can see his junk.
Person 2: That's because he just returned from Hipsterapolis.

by anonamerigo November 13, 2011

hippy grenade

An explosive marijuana seed detonated from the heat of a blunt or joint cherry.

AHHH!!!! There's shit in my eye...must of been a hippie grenade.
Well make sure you get the seeds out next time.

by Mark March 21, 2005

Child Bearing Hips

Hips that possibly fool, however also trigger a man's innate sense of attraction to women who have the ability to bear children.

That girl could catch it. She has those child bearing hips and a fuck me gut.

by Oscar the Pedophile August 3, 2009

Hipstagram

A word used by wannabe-wannabe hipsters looking to make their photos more vintage-y. They vaguely remember what the app is called for their mobile device since seeing it on an equally wannabe-wannabe hipster friend's device.

They search Hipstagram instead of Instagram or Hipstamatic.

I need to download that hipstagram app so I can be hipster too

by Gavenecko July 17, 2011

Hipster Douchebag

A person with a holier-than-thou (aka, 'I'm-way-better-than-you') attitude who thinks they're righteous in every way and thinks that absolutely everything mainstream is revolting. Note: these people exert every effort in making it seem like they do not care. Also, they heavily deny that they are hipsters and hate other hipsters for fear that The Cribs will hate them forever.

Person 1: Fuck, it's that hipster douchebag from English class.
Person 2: Aw, man. Let's bail before he/she starts bitch-talking about Paramore or something.

by Hipster Haters, Inc. May 4, 2010

Goddamn hippy

An individual who proceeds to sit on their lazy, liberal arses smoking marijuana and philosophising on Marxist-Engelian ideas and the power of the working-class whilst doing jack-shit work themselves. The phrase originates from the film 'Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.'

An example of one of a 'Goddamn hippy' would be the scanky, long-haired, greasy, German-military jacket wearing (despite being pascifists)students you find anywhere in the UK.

by Frederick Egbert Gibbons May 31, 2006