Hunking

“Hunking” is when you’re practically mogging someone by flexing your physique and empowering them without using your facial features.

Person 1: “Holy shit magnus is annoying!”

Person 2: “yeah i know, cant say anything to him tho, he is just going to be hunking us all summer”…

by SmukkeOW March 10, 2025

Honking Clown Noses

When two nerdy people kiss and their noses keep getting in the way. Every time their noses meet, they honk like a clown nose.

I met this new girl, we were making out and kept Honking Clown Noses

by Brendanbot5000 August 6, 2025

hanking

1. to hank, i.e. to pull a Hank Green; being the the "explain guy"; responding to a social media post, that raises a question , often a very specific one, that possibly many people wonder, and answering/explaining it

Commenter: "I don't get it, what do they mean 9/11 lead to Twilight? Can somebody explain this?"
Other Commenter: "Twilight's Author said that she was inspired by My Chemical Romance while writing Twilight and that especially Jacob is based on MCR lyrics. Gerard Way has said MCRs first song 'Skylines and Turnstiles' was his way of processing witnessing 9/11. Thus 9/11 inspired Twilight."
Commenter: "That's wild.. thanks for hanking!"

by ohik August 11, 2025

Photo-Hiking

The Art of "Looking" like an Olympic Gymnast:

Stretching arms and legs outward in a most painful to maintain position
giving your 127% effort to squeeze every last bit of speed out of the boat to excel past the competition
as the Photographer gets the "Money Shot"

Holly - here comes Woody hand me my brush

Dave - set the beers out of view, skip thinks it's a dry boat

Bob - Holly get that shirt off, the race is 1 hr but the photos are forever!

Holly - Ok let's Hike like we're gettin blown off the side

Hiking - Hiking - Hiking - Hiking - Hiking - Hiking - Hiking

Bob - Holy Shit I thought he'd never leave !

Dave - Ya my fuckin back is killing me !

Holly - Hay who's got my top ?

Bob - 10 seconds of "Photo-Hiking" feels like all fuckin day !

Holly - Com-On WTF did you guys do with my top ?

Dave - Shit our Beers are gone over the side !

Holly - well at least we should get som Great pix on the rail ...eh

Dave - Holly your top is right behind you

Holly - Dudes look he's commin back where's my brush?

Bob - Hike Bitches ........... Hike

Skipper - when you guys get a chance it'd look nice to hook the kite in the other 2 corners

Bob - Oh Shit Never fails

Dave - why is he always around when these things happen :-O

by DA-WOODY November 10, 2010

Avid Hiking

When you dont fuck with the pussy ass bike trails and youre more than willing to scale a cliff with your bong.

Also at least one hiker in the group must have access to snapchat. Selfies.

Avid hiking (sung)

What do you wanna do?

Me: Avid Hiking

by slutmonkey69boobs September 20, 2016

hick hiking

Crowd Surfing at a Country Music Festival.

Dude, wanna come hick hiking at the muster next year?

by Chuck Grove October 15, 2017

darkly hinting

Vaguely and indirectly referencing an opinion that would be offensive if spelled out, in order to avoid being banned. Toxic to conversations, because it leaves it to the person responding to reference the controversial topic. Common around racial politics in nominally neutral forums.

How about you stop darkly hinting and say what you mean?

by FeepingCreature February 11, 2019