Crown Jewels Heist

Getting your dog neutered

Fido has been a right little pussy since the Crown Jewels Heist

by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022

Heisman

V: In American football, when an offensive player pushes a defensive player away with one arm in order to flee and/or incapacitate the defensive player, emulating the Heisman Trophy.

Wow, did you see Ricky Williams heisman that linebacker?

by Colby September 8, 2003

hemisha

Hemisha means a peice of snow
This person is usually fair
And loves harry porte or some other web series only
They have many friends

And only 1 or 2 best friend they are lovely to all

Oh wow #hemisha :)

by Yo hello hemisha June 2, 2019

heisman

When fucking someone with a hot body but a terribly ugly face you give them the heisman, sticking your arm out with your hand over their face so all you can see is their hot ass bod.

Origin- Heisman Trophy (depicts a man with his hand out)

"man that whore was great last night. she had an ugly ass face, but her bod was still hot as fuck, so i gave her the heisman"

by thehero_ofkvatch August 3, 2009

pull a Heisenberg

1.) to first lick someones rectum, then sniff your own balls and finally look for someone to french kiss with.

2.) inter-species transmission of anal and penile bacteria via saliva.

John: If you don't do it, I'll get my dog to pull a Heisenberg on you!

Jane: Okay, okay, I'll do it!

by kay_ January 31, 2007

your such a heiser

when you are in a club tryin to get your mac on and one guy keeps following you aruond askins if you "bat for the othe team" and will even go to extreme measures like follow you in the batroom and watch you while you piss the only way he will go away is if you yell your such a heiser.

brendan:hey do you have a permit for that thing
drew:stop watching me while i piss fag
brendan:come on theres always room for more at the conga line
drew:YOUR SUCH A HEISER no leave me alone you cock wrangler

by definemyass October 3, 2005

heisman'ed

Getting it in the butt from the star football player, prefferably on a feild (50 yard line). Then when you go to ask for his number you get stiff armed in the face.

Chappel heisman'ed Besty last weekend, not only was her bowl movement extremely painful, but she has a black eye.

by patsy race October 31, 2007