1. (n) A hipster who is also or is also being a hypocrite; A hypocrite who is a hipster; A hipster.
2. (n) A portmanteau of hypocrite and hipster.
Pronunciation: hipə · o · krit · ster
Nearly synonymous with hipstercrite
2. (n) A portmanteau of hypocrite and hipster.
Pronunciation: hipə · o · krit · ster
Nearly synonymous with hipstercrite
Justin: Did you know Austin buys most of his clothes at dolce&gabbana but he won't shut up about his stupid mustache peirced nipples and other general hipster crap he might be pretending to be into?
Matt: Man, Austin is such a hipocritester.
Justin: Uh, i think you mean hipster.
Matt: Yeah, same thing.
Other Matt: What?
Matt: Man, Austin is such a hipocritester.
Justin: Uh, i think you mean hipster.
Matt: Yeah, same thing.
Other Matt: What?
by Novelel June 2, 2011
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Girl: "She said she was against girls getting abortions, and then she went and got one." "What a hypocrite... What a Louise.."
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by Lykkea7x May 9, 2011
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One who has over 1,000 friends on Facebook but keeps their profile on the highest security settings possible.
Joe: "Hey wanna creep on that hot girl on Facebook?"
Bob: "Sure, let's see here...."
"...Ugh, she has 2300 friends but I have to add her to see her pics."
Joe: "What a hypocrite."
Bob: "Sure, let's see here...."
"...Ugh, she has 2300 friends but I have to add her to see her pics."
Joe: "What a hypocrite."
by 4GSam October 15, 2011
Get the Hypocrite mug.Brian Van Leuven is a complete hypocrite. I cant have a life but he flirts with everyone that will talk to him.
by MajicShark December 9, 2011
Get the HYPOCRITE mug.Most of society. 99.9% of people act as though certain things are "wrong" yet in all reality, they are just as bad as the people they attempt to judge. This is especially true with religious people, who almost always talk about morals and lessons, yet break the laws they claim to live by. Expect them to insult others that break these rules. These people are much worse than how they usually see themselves. In their minds, they are "good". Basically, a hypocrite likes to judge others, but should look in the mirror and see what an asshole he/she really is. It's better to be an honest person rather than a hypocrite!
Person A: This is so stupid! You're so lame, man. Stfu.
Person B: ?
Person A (Later on): I hate people that are jerks.
Person A: Only god can judge people.
Person A (Later on): Dude, you are such an ass, you're going to hell.
Person B: Why don't you shut up, you jerk? You're a hypocrite.
Person B: ?
Person A (Later on): I hate people that are jerks.
Person A: Only god can judge people.
Person A (Later on): Dude, you are such an ass, you're going to hell.
Person B: Why don't you shut up, you jerk? You're a hypocrite.
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Get the Hypocrite mug.Someone who acts/says something (like they complain about something) but then act the opposite (or act like they like/do what they complained about). I hate hypocrites, but everyone acts like one every at least once in a while.
Angry person: DAMN IT! IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE QUIET IN HERE! WHY CAN'T THEY ALL JUST SHUT UP?!
Other person: Hey stupid! You are being loud as well so that makes you a hypocrite!
Other person: Hey stupid! You are being loud as well so that makes you a hypocrite!
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