Heffer

Gangster and/or druggie.

Look at her run.

Yep, shes a fast little heffer.

by Orange swirl smoothie October 30, 2009

heferito.com

The definitive source for all things funny on the intarweb.

I just went to Heferito.com and laughed my ass of at the STUPID RICEBOYS pages!

by Heferito January 15, 2004

Heimer

1. Noun: A girl who plays a guy while she has no real interest in him. Heimer's will often hit on multiple men at once and often hide the fact they have a boyfriend.
2.Verb: To play a guy, or to steal something

1. That chick was hitting on me all night and the whole time she had a bf, she is a total heimer.

2. I was hitting my juul last night and somebody snagged it from my pocket, i was totally heimed

by benlinus February 18, 2019

Heffer

Old fisherman or old person.

That Heffer just smiled at me.

by Phail and Dan October 27, 2008

Gorilla Heffer Pig

A fat pig faced monstrosity who is hairy and often smells.

What would happen if a gorilla, a cow and a pig were genetically spliced together or underwent some some of "Brundelfly" telepod accident.

Perhaps the ugliest kind of woman there is.

Doglet: Jesus mate you look like shit! What happened?

Tonno: I got wasted last night and woke up next to a Gorilla Heffer Pig.

Doglet: Harsh times.

by Doglet August 27, 2010

hefer roach

a word used when a girl is agitating you.

when some chick is bothering you,say......
get the fuck out my face hefer roach

by briaW March 1, 2008

Holiday Heffer

Someone who goes out of their way to ruin your holidays. mainly christmas

Sally: Hey Juniper lets go get some crackers for Christmas day!!!

Juniper: Nah, Christmas is for Losers...

Sally: You Holiday Heffer!!!

by MurphMonster January 3, 2009