Heading

The act of putting your head (the one on your shoulders) into a vagina or butt.

So me and my buddy were walking to school seventh grade year and we were talking about sex. Well I just saw a video of a guy putting his whole head in this girl's vagina and I was like "let's call it heading".

She was getting heading from a guy.

by Cody Manly June 19, 2011

dry heaving

the worst feeling in the world because your muscles contract and you feel like crying

I was dry heaving today and i was pissed

by urban_james December 25, 2007

hearingness

The way you hear in the ness.

My hearingness was low when I talked

by slayerslay January 3, 2023

hearding cats

Spending endless amounts of effort and while going nowhere

Trying to explain what was needed to support a revenue transaction felt more and more like hearding cats.

by mystery shopper 2 March 30, 2017

web herring

Analagous to "red herring":something intended to divert attention from the real problem or matter at hand; a misleading clue

Do you really need examples of all the misleading information on the web that can be considered a "web herring"?

by nikolaisen51 February 15, 2009

lemon herring

A lemon herring is a girl you believe to be a lesbian due to weight or shortness of hair. They turn out to be either straight or with no sexual interest at all.

Other excellent indicators are sporting endeavours and lack of interest in consensual sex with yourself. They lack conversation with the opposite sex and often like KD Lang, Texas and vegetarian dishes

Jesus! That girl is hot. Even with short hair! But when I asked if she'd ride my pork sword she declined said offer! Must be a lemon herring.

by stigshanks November 5, 2013

slug heading

the act of pretending your are mentally retarded in public while being recorded for reactions

person 1: i dare you to go over to those people and start slug heading
person 2: okay but you have to next after me okay

by sapnupuaslol101 March 20, 2017