Reference taken from an episode of "Darma and Greg."
Kuperberg: My girlfriend and I did it on a motorcycle AND the rescue truck!
Robin: No way! I can't believe you have the duck! My boyfriend and I wanted to do that!
Source - medieval times, where healers would feel lumps bumps on scull, trying to diagnose the illness
The ones with the largest bumps and lumps were likely delirious and didn't make much sense.
So, the term having your bumps felt is usually a retort to a statement or remark from a person, or a situation where the issue is quite bizarre, or unbelievable or stupid.
Can't believe he stuck his hand in that stuff..."He needs his bumps felt"
I would have put blocks under that truck ..."when he gets out of hospital, he should consider having his bumps felt"
You "Having Your Bumps Felt Today" ....that was crazy !!
verb: Similar to stealing, except less snitchier. Involves simply taking something from someone, while making sure to inform them of it. You could optionally bitchslap them.
Be careful through, if you have something from the wrongguy, you could get fucked up.
1.
Me: I'm having this milkshake
Bitch: But thats my--
Me: Fuck yourself *slap*
2.
Me: I'm having this milkshake
Guy: What the fuck are you doing with my milkshake?
Me: Having it, bitch *slap*
Guy: *Rape*