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having the duck. 

Having sex in a strange, easy to get caught place, that makes your friends jealous.

ie: On a fire truck or ambulance.

Reference taken from an episode of "Darma and Greg."
Kuperberg: My girlfriend and I did it on a motorcycle AND the rescue truck!
Robin: No way! I can't believe you have the duck! My boyfriend and I wanted to do that!

having a baby 

pushing out a big turd
oh, no i'm a having a baby because i don't eat fiber
having a baby by Evil Tim September 15, 2003

Having Your Bumps Felt

Source - medieval times, where healers would feel lumps bumps on scull, trying to diagnose the illness

The ones with the largest bumps and lumps were likely delirious and didn't make much sense.

So, the term having your bumps felt is usually a retort to a statement or remark from a person, or a situation where the issue is quite bizarre, or unbelievable or stupid.
Can't believe he stuck his hand in that stuff..."He needs his bumps felt"

I would have put blocks under that truck ..."when he gets out of hospital, he should consider having his bumps felt"

You "Having Your Bumps Felt Today" ....that was crazy !!

Having a time 

Having difficulty at any given time with ones current situation.
Bro1: you look depressed, dude.
Bro2: yaaa, my gf just dumped me. I’m having a time rn
Having a time by Pienapple May 16, 2019
verb: Similar to stealing, except less snitchier. Involves simply taking something from someone, while making sure to inform them of it. You could optionally bitchslap them.

Be careful through, if you have something from the wrong guy, you could get fucked up.
1.

Me: I'm having this milkshake
Bitch: But thats my--
Me: Fuck yourself *slap*

2.

Me: I'm having this milkshake
Guy: What the fuck are you doing with my milkshake?
Me: Having it, bitch *slap*
Guy: *Rape*
having by Mohamdu January 1, 2006
property or belongings. Always used in the plural form.
He has a lot of havings.
havings by uttam maharjan December 12, 2012