Hasselhoff

To eat or be eaten in a very messy way in the (bathroom) floor.

Man, don't go in there! I just saw Pam getting Hasselhoffed by some random guy in a sombrero.

by Ashley Smashley October 5, 2010

hassel back sandy

when u are stuffing a woman with ur cock while both of u are barried in sand

afs shatly sandy junk in a womans crusty vainy camel toe, hassel back sandy

by strasgoogech wangshaft August 22, 2011

Hasselrampage

When a Hasselbrink is pissed off or drunk and pissed off for no logical reason.

Person 1: Did you see Kyle last night?

Person 2: No, why?

Person 1: Total Hasselrampage

by 666_Devils_Eyes September 22, 2014

Hasselhoffed

To save or help some one. To come to someone's rescue

Mary: My car stalled last night but James hasselhoffed.

by DeezNauts June 16, 2016

Hässels

Back fat

My Hässels are HUGE.

by [e-mail] May 25, 2016

Hasse

A sexy beast who has a phone number to god.

Hey dude, look at that Hasse.

by HulkenH January 23, 2017

hassami

A chill guy who is afraid to hug girls.

"Yo bro you forgot to hug ur girl sarah, ur such a Hassami"

by Itsurboiwholovesgirlschoutcook February 19, 2017