Hanukkar

A car that only has enough gas to last for one day which miraculously lasts for eight days.

My car is a Hanukkar. I've been driving on empty for a week!

by Kubbie December 29, 2011

hanukah

A kind of Potato.

Honey, would you please go to the supermarket and bring me some hanukahs? I wanna make some french fries for dinner.

by hanukah lover December 23, 2012

Haukus

The thick mucosal substance created in you throat after drinking a smoothie, chocolate milk, green juice or any other thick drink.

Mom: Here Bill drink your chocolate milk.
Bill: No, becasue it gives me haukus.

by cynic22 September 4, 2013

hanukkah hottie

Hot Jews.

Zac Efron is a total Hanukkah hottie.

by Ahanukkahhottie January 4, 2014

hanukkah tree

The candle thing that Jews light up on Hanukkah, but like, in the form of a tree.

"Did you see Abraham's Hanukkah Tree?"
"Ya, he must have gotten it from Jews R Us"

by #SuperJew March 3, 2016

Hamuck

Arabic term generally used to describe a situation or person as crazy.

Hassan: Bruv did you go to that party last night

Adam: yeah man it was hamuck tho.

Hassan: swear down? Why
Adam: bruv it was just hamuck innit. ur jarring me go away

by Quassy April 29, 2016

Hanukkah Hoe

A turkey girl that lasted past Christmas, as unexpected and was still cuffed after Christmas Day. A Hanukkah Hoe is much better off without the a-hole she is dating at this point as his true colors have really shown but she is just too dumb to leave.

Hey, is Greg still with turkey girl?

Yeah, she's a real idiot and turned herself into his Hanukkah Hoe even though he won't make it Facebook official.

by kendallcm December 28, 2016