Golden Hammock Spoon

A word for when a golden retriever decides to hop into a hammock with you
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Aww, look at that Golden Hammock Spoon

Dude, just got me a Golden Hammock Spoon

by MerMaker May 10, 2018

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hammock ride

PG-13 euphemism for intercourse between consenting adults. Popularized by Danny DeVito as on an episode of Taxi when his character (Louie DePalma) confessed to Rhea Perlman (who played his girlfriend on the show) that he had an affair behind her back.

"Well, Sophie and I.....we took a hammock ride."

"Losers whine and make excuses. Winners do their dirty work and take a hammock ride with the prom queen."

by Ten Forward August 10, 2015

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Hobo Hammocks

Any human found to own a hobo hammock is the best kind of human because they helped feed the homeless when they bought it. This hammock can be replaced at any time for any reason. Eg. Grandma was in the hammock and pooped her pants. You can get a new one for free from the company.

Bro, I left my knife in my back pocket again and cut open my hobo hammock. But no worries, I emailed Hobo Hammocks, and they sent me a new one for free!

by HoboHam April 16, 2020

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mechanic hammock

Mechanic hammock is the act of opening your car door and propping your feet up on said door while sitting leaned back in the seat

I'm just chilling in my mechanic hammock

by Texas_Son-1836 November 13, 2021

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doodoo hammock

When your buttcrack hairs get so long and tangled, they make a hammock for your turd.

Me: Dude! I took the gnarliest poop the other day but not all of my shit hit the water. I had to pinch and pull.

Friend: Have you trimmed your ass hairs lately?
Me: No. WTF?

Friend: Yeah man, sometimes your ass hairs grow and get tangled. You must have some serious doodoo hammocks goin on.

by TurdAlert July 26, 2014

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