by MerMaker May 10, 2018
PG-13 euphemism for intercourse between consenting adults. Popularized by Danny DeVito as on an episode of Taxi when his character (Louie DePalma) confessed to Rhea Perlman (who played his girlfriend on the show) that he had an affair behind her back.
"Well, Sophie and I.....we took a hammock ride."
"Losers whine and make excuses. Winners do their dirty work and take a hammock ride with the prom queen."
"Losers whine and make excuses. Winners do their dirty work and take a hammock ride with the prom queen."
by Ten Forward August 10, 2015
Any human found to own a hobo hammock is the best kind of human because they helped feed the homeless when they bought it. This hammock can be replaced at any time for any reason. Eg. Grandma was in the hammock and pooped her pants. You can get a new one for free from the company.
Bro, I left my knife in my back pocket again and cut open my hobo hammock. But no worries, I emailed Hobo Hammocks, and they sent me a new one for free!
by HoboHam April 16, 2020
Mechanic hammock is the act of opening your car door and propping your feet up on said door while sitting leaned back in the seat
I'm just chilling in my mechanic hammock
by Texas_Son-1836 November 13, 2021
A bikini or bra worn by a female whose sag or loss of pertness requires the most highly reinforced titty receptacle.
After spawning 5 children by the age of 30 and consuming sufficient calories to have sustained them all to puberty, the level of engineering demanded of her mam hammock was beyond the ken of modern science.
by Apatoeman July 21, 2018
by toiletwaterdaughter April 29, 2021
When you listen to a full album of the musician Hammock, your mind transcend your flesh body to elevate itself to a new state of mind where you discover what are the keys to life.
Max : "Why did you quit your job to wander for 3 months in the cold winter of Alaska, on your own ?"
Steven "I don't know, it's the Hammock Effect"
Steven "I don't know, it's the Hammock Effect"
by BonelessKing September 30, 2024