Hammock Effect

When you listen to a full album of the musician Hammock, your mind transcend your flesh body to elevate itself to a new state of mind where you discover what are the keys to life.

Max : "Why did you quit your job to wander for 3 months in the cold winter of Alaska, on your own ?"

Steven "I don't know, it's the Hammock Effect"

by BonelessKing September 30, 2024

Rattlesnake Hammock

Male thong worn by a person with STDs. Also see banana hammock.

"That stripper rocks a rattlesnake hammock, not a banana hammock."

by Ghost_anon June 02, 2022

Rattlesnake Hammock

A male thing filled with STDs. See banana hammock

"That stripper rocks a rattlesnake hammock, so I wouldn't bring him home."

by Ghost_anon May 31, 2022

Sloppy hammock

When the lady has extra meat hanging out, that is referred as a sloppy hammock

When Mike is kneeling comfortably behind Susan, he decided to go for the reach around to test length of her sloppy hammock

by Gmoose82 April 19, 2018

hammockable

A romantic relationship which has ended, but is still friendly enough to share a hammock.

Jim and Sue parted ways, but still shared a single hammock on occasional visits to the park; it was a hammockable separation.

by njmac57 May 04, 2019

Happy Hammock

When your happy trail wraps all the way under your junk it comes up your butt crack

That guy ain't got no happy trail, he got a happy hammock

by 441BR March 09, 2019

Golden Hammock Spoon

A word for when a golden retriever decides to hop into a hammock with you
Or
An imgur upvote

Aww, look at that Golden Hammock Spoon

Dude, just got me a Golden Hammock Spoon

by MerMaker May 10, 2018