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hammock pointe elementary

The worst school ever ugh a lot of elementary relationships white people say the n word all the time girls that wear crop tops and don’t get dress code and they don’t like black people.
Hammock pointe elementary is such a bad school
by Umyourugly September 13, 2021
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Banana Hammock

The act of stretching out the scrotum under the penis to create a comfortable resting place. This can easily trasition into a sackoline by shaking up and down
Joe's sack hangs so low I bet he can make a king size banana hammock for his sling.
by Leonideez May 29, 2021
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Poop Hammock

When a male wears a thong in reverse so that his testicles can be shown, the back of the underwear is known as the poop hammock
While Ricky was running to the bathroom, he accidentally filled up his poop hammock.
by JizzWhiz September 4, 2022
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Sloppy hammock

When the lady has extra meat hanging out, that is referred as a sloppy hammock
When Mike is kneeling comfortably behind Susan, he decided to go for the reach around to test length of her sloppy hammock
by Gmoose82 May 28, 2018
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Mam hammock

A bikini or bra worn by a female whose sag or loss of pertness requires the most highly reinforced titty receptacle.
After spawning 5 children by the age of 30 and consuming sufficient calories to have sustained them all to puberty, the level of engineering demanded of her mam hammock was beyond the ken of modern science.
by Apatoeman July 21, 2018
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hammock ride

PG-13 euphemism for intercourse between consenting adults. Popularized by Danny DeVito as on an episode of Taxi when his character (Louie DePalma) confessed to Rhea Perlman (who played his girlfriend on the show) that he had an affair behind her back.
"Well, Sophie and I.....we took a hammock ride."

"Losers whine and make excuses. Winners do their dirty work and take a hammock ride with the prom queen."
by Ten Forward September 14, 2015
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Turd Hammock

When your ass hair is so thick it catches your turds.
Gotta shave my ass hair because I'm growing a turd hammock
by Kunnifcuckiff January 9, 2017
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