Ass-Guard

A device or contraption used to prevent uninvited anal penetration.

Upon commencing his jail sentence, the prisoner made sure he had an Ass-Guard to fend off the other unpleasant prisoners.

by Candymannnn June 28, 2009

guar

Guar is short for "guarantee" or "guaranteed" and was coined by the members of Phi Kappa Psi at Indiana University.

kid 1: "Yo, do you want to go shoot hoops later?"
kid 2: "Guar."

kid 1: "I think we took cubby rips last night."
kid 2: "That's a guar."

by hoosiersthisisIU June 10, 2011

color guard

1. A group of usually 4 people who, at it's most basic level, guard the "colors" (American flag, other flags). They are usually featured at a military ceremony and are dressed in military uniform.
2. A section of a marching band/drum corps that adds "razzle dazzle" and showmanship to the band. They use flags, sabres, and dummy rifles, which they toss, twirl, and spin, often dropping said equipment. They usually wear a different outfit than the band. They are one of the most hardworking sections of the band.

1. COLOR GUARD! PLEASE POST THE COLORS!
2. The marching band appreciates the color guard for all the hard work they do.

by dvdwinter9 January 13, 2007

shart guard

Any piece of material used to protect someone from crapping themselves.

Garrett's farts were so wet that we had to give him a shart guard to keep him from shitting his pants.

by HBL December 9, 2008

Guard Hand

When a girl has her hand hover over a guy's hand to guard against where it goes.

After the 7th date when she finally touched my bird, I thought the law of reciprocity meant I could finger her snatch, but her guard hand blocked my attempt.

by Zee Assman January 24, 2005

Guard (Grappling)

The guard as it's called in grappling disiplines such as Brazilian Jiu jitsu or Sambo; is where one lies on his back
holding his or her opponent's trunk with there legs.
From this position it is possible to attack your opponent
with joint locks, chokes,strikes or sweeps/reversals.
It also is possible for the person in the top position to effectivley strike inside the guard.
If you are taken to the ground with your opponent coming down on top of you. It might be best to assume a type of guard, instead of trying to turn your back to him or allowing him to fully mount you.

My opponent connects with a right hook knocking me off balance. Seizing his chance he charges and tackles me in an attempt to take me down and ground N pound me.
As we hit the ground I Close my legs tightly around his hips thus forming a closed Guard (Grappling). I cup the crown of his head with one arm and under hook his arm with my other. I suck him in close to me. By breaking down his posture I can better inhibit (But not take away) his ability to strike than if he had me fully mounted.

by Strider777 January 16, 2008

Etiwanda Color Guard

The guard has 69 which is extra thotty. They are all sexy and I love umm all. They also know their way around a pole (if you know what I mean ;)). Their coaches are pretty scary and would beat you with a whip if they could but they will always love the guard no matter what.

You see that sexy girl there she must be on the Etiwanda Color Guard

by ddking48 November 1, 2018