Stupid fucks that are usually italians and try to be basasses by having the thick brooklyn accents to scare people but in reality they are just pussys. These people often wear to much coligne, wear gold chains, wear wife beaters, somthing from the armani exchange, and are usually pretty stupid. They often open their big mouths and brag about somthing stupid (like killing some one, robbing a house etc) and end up getting caught. They also usually have what little hair they have spicked up like they got electrcuted.
That stupid fuck danny pelosi had to open his big guido mouth about killing the guy now hes in jail 25yrs-life.
Tyson put your hair down your look like a fucking guido.
That fucking guido tried to scare me with his italian/brooklyn accent but it didnt faze me
Tyson put your hair down your look like a fucking guido.
That fucking guido tried to scare me with his italian/brooklyn accent but it didnt faze me
by big tim February 3, 2005
Get the guido mug.Extreme woman muffin top that you need to lift up when you wanna engage in sexual intercourse with a ginormous rhino of a chick. When that muffin top flops back down after insertion, it basically does to your dick what a guillotine used to do to people's heads.
George: "whatsup dude how's your penis?"
Tom: "Not too good man, last night I fucked this bitch while I was really drunk and she definitely was packin the guillotine"
Tom: "Not too good man, last night I fucked this bitch while I was really drunk and she definitely was packin the guillotine"
by lil bastard December 14, 2010
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A zerg guild is a term used in MMORPGs to describe a group of players with little to no skill, employing hundreds of accounts to get anything done. If an encounter requires 5 people, a zerg guild brings 20.
Offspring of the term 'zerg rush' which was coined from Starcraft, after a race in the game that employs such tactics regularly.
Offspring of the term 'zerg rush' which was coined from Starcraft, after a race in the game that employs such tactics regularly.
1: "Hye u got teh strat for uber_mob lol??///"
2: "Why? It would take 80 of you to kill it with your zerg guild."
2: "Why? It would take 80 of you to kill it with your zerg guild."
by Ashent June 27, 2006
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woman 1: 'Shut up ho!' (giggle) 'You are such a fucking Guidophile!'
woman 2: (licks lips) 'You know I can't resist Hot, Italian, Sausage.'
woman 1: 'Shut up ho!' (giggle) 'You are such a fucking Guidophile!'
by The_Beard_of_Odin April 20, 2009
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Get the Guido mug.a prank when you are over a friends house, and you call his girlfriend and tell her he wants a blowjob, then hide in the closet. when she is sucking his cock, you jump out of the closet naked and surprise her, causing her to bite down on your friend's dick.
by Mr. Skin Flute696969pecansandy March 17, 2009
Get the Guillotine mug.noun: A self proclaimed Guido of Latin descent. Most common origin is the Southwest. Guido Burritos take part in normal Guido activities and live by the motto Gym, Tan, Laundry. Unlike their Italian counterparts, they are not typically as muscular. In the Guido Burrito culture it is also acceptable to use mass amounts of of hair spray, and wear a rosary solely in an attempt to be fashionable. Other Guido Burrito fashion consists of Affliction and TapouT apparel. Most common sightings occur at local bars and clubs throughout the southwest.
Look at that Guido Burrito over there. Actin' like he's straight out of Jersey. More like straight out of the barrio.
by Profreshional Production November 24, 2010
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