A penis that is covered in lubrication or saliva. Men usually have their peens greased before sex if the woman's vagina is too dry or she wants it in her ass.
It's a good thing Harold had a greasy peen when he fucked Gloria in the asshole or else she would have had a sore anus this morning.
by beerlover87 December 16, 2007
That first lord Japanese neckbeard gave me a greasy akuma after spamming armored assists all game and then using Messatsu-Gohado Ungyo over and over while in x-factor.
by darealpumpabumpa January 10, 2012
by Bobby Brooks January 11, 2005
by birdman26 January 10, 2008
While having intercourse, doggy style, place a raw hot dog weiner in the the lucky lady's anus. Continue having beautiful romantic sex while the hot dog weiner is cooked by the warmth of your girl's anus. The sweet rectum juices fill the weiner with a heavenly flavor that will make you wanna stand up and beg for buttermilk. Once you have finished having sex, remove the plump and juicy hot dog weiner. Then place it in a hot dog bun and set it aside. This tasty and special treat is best served with chili and cheese and should only be shared with your spouse or with one of your lucky unsuspecting friends. Yum!!
"Dwight wouldn't pay me the $20 bucks he owes me from the last time we went to the massage parlor so I gave that bastard a Greasy Tara"
by B Square January 21, 2008
by Super Guy April 13, 2004
this happens to those members of society that are blessed to work at a fried chicken restraunt such as KFC of Popeye's. sometime near closing or during cleanup one will unexpectidely be the benefactor of a reacharound that includes the liberal use of warm fried chicken grease. it is said to be one of the strongest climaxes known to man due to the overwhelming sexual sensation combined with the smell of warm biscuits and fried chicken.
I know she fucked up and made extra of the original recipe today because there was plenty of extra ingredients for Trixie to give me the greasy reacharound. Her hair smelled like biscuits and I felt like there was a Cajun Sparkle explosion in my pants.
by Co. Sanders September 23, 2007