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Glock-Block

The act of blocking one from playing Call of Duty or any First-Person-Shooter. Can be for a good or bad reason.
Tom - Dude why weren't you on CoD last night?
Me - Oh sorry bro, my girlfriend came over and glock-blocked me.
Tom - Nice.

Mike - Dude what the hell I said go on CoD.
Me - Ugh I went to but my mom glock-blocked me with a bunch of chores.
by AMFPsychotic June 29, 2010
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Glocko Pop

The combination of the words 'glock go pop' as heard in the Digital Bullet album by Bobby Digital/RZA.

When suffixed with -ing, glockopoppin', could refer to the act of messing around, having a good time, carrying a firearm, dealing drugs, or just causing mayhem in the name of entertainment. A term coined in Philadelphia.
"My glocko pop pop pop!"

"... glockpoppin' in center city."
by milosc January 28, 2008
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glock

v. to hit or strike with or without a gun

This use of the word was created by a group of Richmond, VA inner city high school students as a replacement of the phrase "pistol whip". Taking the word "glock" of course from the popular hand gun. The usage quickly spread throughout Richmond and became synonymous with hitting someone, generally in the face.
by Buddy Buddy January 12, 2009
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Glock Gleak

It's a movement, a way of life, a religion, and source of energy, a love...
"Yo relax... Glock Gleak man. "

"Did you see her Dank? GLOCK GLEAK son."

"I swear to god if you Glock Gleak one more time I'm going to slap you up side yo head."
by A-Bimbo January 1, 2009
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Glocking

A word used to describe the action a man makes whilst receiving oral sex. If the man thrusts deep into the womans mouth this is described as "glocking" due to the choking noise the woman makes.
woman: stop glocking me! Your hurting my throat!
by winkywobble27 September 3, 2010
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glocknick

A person who owns guns, defends gun rights, complains about the media discourse on guns, and generally cares too much about guns to the point that it's creepy. Also applies to people with ridiculously large collections of guns or who subscribe to gun porn magazines. Glocknicks are usually psychos.

See also: gun nut
Person 1: Hey did you hear about that school shooting? How did that 10-year old even get a sniper rifle?
Person 2: Man this is bullshit, now I bet they're going to try to take my 10 year old's sniper rifle away from him. He's got a constitutional right to-
Person 1: Shut up, you glocknick!
by Bruce Swayne August 16, 2012
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Glockenspiel

The sexual act of receiving fellatio while firing off handguns or rifles wildly into the air, preferably on the beach, at sunrise.
"Dude, I totally got a glockenspiel this morning. Now I need to go buy more ammo."
by JoeDissolvo August 30, 2011
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