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stained glass

When you ejaculate on your partners glasses during sexual intercourse.
Oren: Bro, Palash gave me a stained glass last night
Barve: How'd it feel
by levaithan February 23, 2023
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Glass dream

A fantasy about, or wish for something greatly desired, which is sure to be shattered.
1) It was a glass dream that Donald Trump would make America great again.

2) Brexit seems more and more like a glass dream in the making.

3) Finding an honest politician is nothing but a glass dream.
by Cyberfossil December 11, 2018
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Glass cactus

A glass cactus is a semi-affectionate term used to describe someone who is beautiful, emotionally fragile, and prickly in demeanor. Often someone who fits this definition will be in need of (regardless if they say so) help or healing for emotional wounds, but as soon as you try to help, you are pricked and bleeding, again.
Example: "Starscream is a glass cactus, he's pretty, but you just can't get close to him. Anything you say can and will be used against you or, he'll lock himself in his room."
by Clich January 19, 2014
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Lester Glasses

Large wire frame eyeglasses usually partially tinted, associated with child molesters.
Dude, you are totally wearing lester glasses.
by E Nigma January 14, 2010
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Danny Glass

The finest, greatest cummer in existence. His large, meaty dick fucks many women sideways at once. Mia Khalifa enjoyed choking on his wood. Some people that have sucked that big meat say it’s burnt, but it may be black.

Danny Glass is a pornstar for Brazzers who is well-known for fucking women sideways, most of the time, he fucks thirty women at once, creating a chorus of sex. Dans hidden secret is that he likes to cum on women’s belly buttons and play around with it like a puddle. He might eventually scream “Yaayyyy!”.

Mia Khalifa loves Danny Glass. Especially pickled and buttered up. Danny likes Mia Khalifa because of her smearing that fine, pure, golden coconut butter all over his big, meaty, wood.
1.
Mom: “I got fucked by Danny Glass last night.”
Son: “What about Dad?”
Mom: “He’s your father.”

2. Danny Glass’ dick is bigger than a forest of wood.
by exoticbug44 February 29, 2020
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slicing glass

A slang term for wasting time. Originated from the game Modern Warfare, in which you can blow out windows and, if there are small pieces of glass still in the window frame, you can use your knife to slice out the little pieces. The activity does not have any point and is useless in the game, therefore it wastes time.
*on the phone*
Kyle: "Hey what's up?"
Blake: "Nothin, just slicing glass. I'm frikkin bored man."
by macaroninjesus July 4, 2010
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Lucy-Glass

1. A large wine glass filled to the brim. 2. A large glass of any kind filled to the brim with alcohol. History: I-Love-Lucy a popular 50's tv show featured iconic Lucille Ball drinking wine out of a glass filled to the brim in a few popular episodes through out the season, most notably and popularly during the Grape-stomping" episode I Love Lucy Episode 150 - Filmed 3/ 8/56. The tv classic inspired a cult culture movement that used the phrase 'Lucy Glass' to refer to a full glass of wine, using Ricardo's, Lucy screen husband, exaggerated way of saying Lucy.
Yo, don't be pinchin', I need a Lucy-Glass o'dat sh!t to f*ckin' move tonight.

B!tch please, Lucy-Glass me, I'm not trying to drive tonight.
by Momma Truf Order January 15, 2011
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