Stroke of Genius

When one gains epiphany while masturbating.

"(Fap, fap,fap) wait, wow. I never thought of that. I just had an epiphany while strokin' it"

Dude 1-
"Bro, I was jerkin it yesterday and suddenly figured out the meaning of life."
Dude 2-
"Sounds like you had a Stroke of Genius"

by Pathetic Limbo September 4, 2015

very stable genius

How a very unstable non-genius President describes himself in middle-of-the-night rage tweets.

“Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart. Crooked Hillary Clinton also played these cards very hard and, as everyone knows, went down in flames. I went from VERY successful businessman, to top T.V. Star .to President of the United States (on my first try). I think that would qualify as not smart, but genius....and a very stable genius at that!“

by thechale April 24, 2018

super genius

SHANNON.

Hey Spencer I heard you got a 94 on the test! You're a genius!
Yeah but Shannon got a 98, she's a super genius..

*cries softly*

by not-a-super-genius August 6, 2011

Penis Genius

A Penis Genius is often (but not limited to) a girl who can do fantastic, funky things with a penis, resulting in pleasure that's off the chart. It is popular opinion that a Penis Genius must be a slut. Incorrect. A Penis Genius is more often than not a girl who is very conscious of her actions, the sort of "only doing things when i love him" kind of girl. The sort of girl who you must make your girlfriend before she reveals herself as a Penis Genius.
Note: A Penis Genius can also come in the form of a homosexual male.

Dude 1: "Hey dude! Your new Girlfriend seems nice, haven't seen her at many parties though, how is she?"
Dude 2: "Absolute Penis Genius!"

Dude: "Nice new boyfriend man."
Gay Dude: "Gosh he is just super. Fabulous with my penis. Total Penis Genius"

by Squirtle&Charmander September 10, 2011

mac genius

A person who does tech support at an wordapple store/word. Works at the genius bar.

Teh new Mac Genius at the SoHo Apple Store is really sexy :p

by teh_applegoddess July 7, 2003

genius

Brilliant, great or fantastic

That track was genius!
or
That's a genius idea!
or
You did that? Genius!

by Jenso May 14, 2005

Urban Genius

The Urban Genius is an inner city hustler who has freed self from the status quo, beating the odds of a system designed for failure. Levitating to the challenge of creating diversity in one's options. The Urban Genius has become what they least expected, even surpassing the opposition; those haters who seek to keep you down. The Urban Genius is animate and thriving, one who has survived the test of time.

In the face of social implosion, the Urban Genius does not "stress" out, but "stretches" out and encompasses all possibilities, siezing opportunities to create spiritual health and wealth within.

by Bishop T.D. Smith February 14, 2006