Glimmer of crap

When one is constipated and gets excited at every small sensation of pressure within. This small hope of release is called a glimmer of crap.

Fml, I’m constipated again, not even a glimmer of crap all week!

by dontuseyourrealname101 January 11, 2022

Glimmer

(Uk) slang for a cigarette lighter

“Danny pass me the glimmer my lad”

by Fiinn February 17, 2022

glimmeringvs

an amazing and incredible editor. also the one of the kindest and most fun people ever, also has an obsession with an alien, a witch and a guy with long hair, weird type but we love it! but needs more money to fix their wifi! so pls send her some money 💰

”dude this glimmeringvs girl finally edited taylor” ”bro glimmeringvs can’t stick to a bio”

by twsnat June 29, 2022

Gimme my keys

When someone drunk insists on driving home. Why waste money on an uber when god created a vehicle for you to drive?

“That sidewalk slammer didn’t even touch me. Gimme my keys!”

by GeedEater December 2, 2022

gimme my lime

The frustrated request of ones lime. A phrase commonly used by lime-lipped individuals.

“Where is my lime?”
“I put it in the fruit bowl.”
“GIMME MY LIME”
*lime lips open; lime is inserted into the lime lips*

by LimeLipHaver March 19, 2023

Grimmer

to consume media at a very fast pace

Dad: "my son has no life, all he does is grimmer"

"If I grimmer One Piece, I'll finish the anime in seven years"

by serbianegs August 30, 2023

Cum-gummer

The action of popping the mouth with a load of cum dripping from your bottom lip resembling that of a toddler chewing on a binky.

Only to be used by extremely hot, petite women.

The porn star has gained the skill of an expert cum-gummer.

by The Amazing Spade December 31, 2008