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Garfield

1. James Garfield, 20th president of USA
2. The protagonist of a comic strip of the same name who is a lazy, cynical cat who loves lasagna
3. The comic strip Garfield (the cat) appears in.
4. Andrew Garfield, an actor
5. A surname
1. James Garfield was the 20th president of USA
2. Garfield smacked a spider with a newspaper
3. I love Garfield
4. Garfield is a Spiderman actor
5. My surname is Garfield
by the random. November 26, 2021
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Garfielding

Inserting one's genitals into a lasagna, but never on Mondays.
Tim: Yo I heard you were garfielding it with that Italian girl last night, how'd it go?
Jake: We didn't get to, yesterday was a Monday.
by Lasagna stuffer 0001 March 15, 2025
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Garfield

Garfield: exists
Me: My lord and saviour please forgive me of my sins
by Ñüttŷ Pëêń May 13, 2020
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2004 garfield movie

A funny movie featuring a funny obese orange cat who hates Monday’s who’s owner is Jon Arbuckle. Jon Arbuckle also makes some pretty good lasagna because Garfield eats that shit up. It is also the best movie of 2004.
“Yo, have you seen that one movie from 2004? I forget the name but it’s counted at the funniest in history.”
“Oh yeah! Of course I do. It’s the 2004 Garfield movie you dope.”
by Spencerschamber June 13, 2021
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Garfield

Chris Pratt: "I'm Garfield and i'm fat"
by JoeSissta November 16, 2021
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Garfield

A man that gets as much phat wet pussy as Garfield (the cat) and Andrew Garfield
by Gabby.gaby December 21, 2021
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Garfield

To be a pussy
Because pussy means cat and Garfield is the name of a cat
You bitches are Garfields

Scott is always acting Garfield
by scissor kill master🌝 July 3, 2019
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