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Fuzzy Darkness

the condition of dimming the lights that results when a man mounts on top in the 69 position and flops his ball bag over his companion's eyes.
i gave that swamp donkeyfrom last night the ol' fuzzy darkness and i think she got some stink pink eye
by kingkoot August 18, 2004
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Fuzzy Naval

1.An alcoholic beverage that is a mix of orange juice and vodka.

2. A hairy belly button.
"Jesus! That's one fuzzy naval!
by jdizzlecizzle February 1, 2009
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Fuzzy Lu

A Fine Fantastical creature rooted in the hearts of all who know this rainbow sprinkle explosion. Sometimes elusive as this fuzzy friend fills her head with the worries of her friends and machinations of glittery artful things. Usually Fluffy to feel, you can tell a Fuzzy Lu is happy by the pet toy- like squeak and Cheshire Cat grin she sports. But if you catch one holding her shaking head in hands approach with caution and preferably a smoking spliff to soothe her anxious ways. Never a chore to be in a Fuzzy's presence. Feed Sparklies and Sequins for best results.

A Fuzzy Lu can also represent an extraordinary unexplained event witnessed by 2 or more people that leaves those feeling extremely silly and disconnected to the world around them.
For ingestion:
Fun and Fizzy, Fuzzy Lu's are my favourite flavoured people, however you must swallow with liquid to prevent fluffy hairballs getting caught in throat.
For a pet:
Beware the quick addiction formed from feeling/stroking the Fluffy ribbons of felt that cover this fluff ball. Accordingly this inevitable action will keep this loyal creature on your lap for large loops of time but do not discourage when a Fuzzy needs to leave to fill her rainbow pots.
For a friend:
Finer a specimen could not be found neither in this realm nor all the rest..Find her and keep her well.
by LunaSeaHound July 1, 2016
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Fuzzy Sheriff

A star shaped faeces stain left on a person's hairy chest after pressing someone's unwashed anus against it
Before I realised how drunk I got last night, the whiff of the dags of the Fuzzy Sheriff on my chest forced the contents of my stomach on the duvet.
by JosephKnows June 20, 2020
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Fuzzy buzzy

That fuzzy buzzy stung me!
by Bamfalamf May 16, 2018
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fuzzy doorknob

The act of supergluing pubic hair to a door handle, covering it entirely.
The boys in 402 are gonna have a fun time getting back in their room; Michael gave them a fuzzy doorknob.
by TI-84 Graphing Calculator September 24, 2017
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Fuzzy Dennis

When an asshole boss has to be nice because employees keep quitting on them!
My old boss is now a Fuzzy Dennis because after I left he went through 8 apprentices in 10 months.
by CincinnatusDK February 22, 2023
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