Bearded fuckwit

Mitchell Burton, a classical piece of shit prankster who is consistently a cunt.

Chris: Do you know Mitchell Burton?

Adam: Yeah hes a bearded fuckwit.

by Adzybrah October 17, 2017

Super fuckwit

Does something completely obviously , to a person , then uses voodoo to punish them for doing it to them usually because it’s not really supposed to have been able to happen to them but it did because they used the voodoo to make it happen haha

Hey super fuckwit acting like a dude version of bindy Irwin , fanx for the diarrea , I nearly got to fuck your mrs and take your seat but I shitted so hard it didn’t work

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

chinless-fuckwit

A chinless fuckwit is a person who has neither a chin, nor a brain. This chinless-fuckwit usually is an old white guy living on a farm. Chinless fuckwit's also have a tendency to vote for a Right Wing party.

"Damn, that guy with all that Donald Trump memorabilia surely is a chinless-fuckwit." "This guy is such a chinless -fuckwit because he has no brain or even a chin."

by wfehuferofirrriririirririri May 26, 2025

Vainglorious Fuckwit

Term defining Donald Trump and/or all known associates, past and present.

"Did you read the latest 2 am rage tweet by that vainglorious fuckwit in the White House?

by Cantankerous Coot June 5, 2025

wall of fuckwit

When you're shopping at a Tesco superstore (on your own, like a responsible person) and suddenly look down an aisle to see a stupid couple having an argument about what type of cheese to get right next to a member of staff stocking shelves, with two more random people discussing the weather further along.

Note to self: turn around and come back later -- no way you're getting through that wall of fuckwit just now.

by BelaLugosi'sDead March 15, 2021

Criminally incompetent fuckwits

A collective name for the highways agency in the United Kingdom

5 sets of roadworks in 30 miles? Who thought that was a good idea? Oh, of course, those criminally incompetent fuckwits at the highways agency

by gussy finknottle June 1, 2021

half-baked fuckwit

1) 'good sir', or 'my good man';

2) (formal writing) 'to whom it may concern'

Half-baked fuckwit, can you direct me to the intersection of lexington and asshole?

by involutia October 31, 2025